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Really Bad Jokes

For some reason, I found this amusing.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
   A stick.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
   A nervous wreck.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
   Right where you left him.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
   Because they have big fingers.

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?

Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
   Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
   A bad golfer goes, whack, damn. a bad skydiver goes damn, whack.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
   Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
   Tame way, unique up on it.

What goes clop, clop, clop, bang,bang,clop clop clop?
   An amish drive-by shooting

How are a texas tornado and a tennessee divorce the same?
   Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.

What did the one snowman say to the other snowman?
   Smells like carrots.

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