You might be a redneck Jedi if...
- You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
- Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
- You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm
Strawberry Hill.
- At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
- You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
- You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
- You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
- You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit.
- The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
- Wookies are offended by your B.O.
- You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't
have to wait for a commercial.
- You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
- Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark
side...it'll be a hoot."
- You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy
to get the barbecue grill to light.
- You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
- Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a
pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
- You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them
damn Yankees."
- You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
- You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with red wood deck.
- You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the
cantina scene.
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