I am the Luckiest Person Ever

I have received comments from people wanting to know if they'd won.
Let me now drop what little subtle I had. You did not win.


BARON PATSY. 	interlottocnv@netscape.net  Aug 17
EMAIL: LOTTERY SWEEPSTAKES
(ACCREDITED LICENSED AGENT INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY .N.V)
Ref. Nnumbe:IMFD 044/576/577/7D Batch Number: 5455-98774-FG 7K
Sir/Madam
We are pleased to inform you about the result of the Winners International
Lottery programs LIEGE held on the 16th august,2004. Your e-mail address
attached to ticket number 007686605- with serial number 6774-582 drew lucky
numbers 7-16-98-22-20-45 which consequently won in the 1st category, you 
have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of EUR 1,000,000.00 
(One Million Euros) in cash credited to file REF NUMBER IMFD 
044/576/577/7D.This is from total prize money of EURO EUR50, 000,000.00 
shared among the fifty,
international winners in this category.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!
Due to the mix up of some numbers and name's we ask
that you keep your Winning information confidential until your claims has
been processedand Your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security
protocolTo avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by
some Participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn .
>From over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual email addresses andnames
from all over the world. This promotional program takes placeevery three
years.This lottery was promoted by the software corporation to compensate
somefew individuals with website and email addresses, we hope that with
partof your winning you will take part in our next year EUREUR50 million
international lottery. To file for your Claim, please contact our
CLAIM MANAGER. WILLIAM RAYMOND DOUGLAS, TEL: +32-497-928-408
Email: Uniquedipsecfins@netscape.net
Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 30th of September
2004.After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next
stake.Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications
Please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all
Correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address doInform
our agent as soon as possible.Congratulations once more from our members of
staff and thank you for Being part of our promotional program.Note: Anybody
under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
Sincerely yours,
Mr, Baron Patsy.
(Lottery Coordinator)

Confidential!? Baron... you're cramping my style... Still! I will ignore you and hope the people in the mix-up don't read this!



MR. HUGO JAKOB. 	internationalotto_ned@globalum.com  Aug 17
INTERNATIONAL LOTTO NETHERLANDS
KEMPERING 4-2D,
7265KE AMSTERDAM.
THE NETHERLANDS.
REPLY EMAIL TO:internationallotto_ned@globalum.com
From: The Promotions Manager Prize and Award Department.
Reference Number:132/756/4534.
Batch Number:638/SP/02.
AUGUST 2004 DRAW RESULTS/ WINNING NOTICE.
Congratulations! We announce with pleasure that you have emerged as
one of the two winners of the International Lotto NL  ballot draws held in
the month of AUGUST 2004. Be informed that your Email address is among
15,000 individuals/private companies Email addresses selected by our
computer ballot system and have scaled through all three draws of the
Lotto In line with all NETHERLANDS Lottery Regulations, Lotto has just
concluded its annual draws for the year 2004. launching our model
computer balloting lottery draws, developed and designed to satisfy the
cravings of the ever growing number of participants in our various lottery
programs. With funds accrued exclusively from previous draws, payouts to all
winners are guaranteed and will be transferred in record time. By our
procedures, you were allocated to lottery ticket number 76-1102-103.
Ballot 1 and ballot 2 numbers are 1102/545 and 1102/73 respectively,
with serial number AA5/120920. From the results of the final draws,
you have emerged as a Prime winner in the "A" category and therefore
entitled to a winning payout amounting to Euro 500,000.00. (five
hundred thousand Euro ) This is from the total amount of Euro 1,500,000.00
for allocated to the two "B" category winners. Your prize money has been
insured and credited in your name to file Ref. No. 132/756/4534. You are
therefore to contact one of our finance Directors/agents to immediately
claim  your prize. Please find contact information below: MRS CLAUDIA DUTCH
OR MR. HAHN JOSEF FINANCE DIRECTOR, INTERNATIONAL LOTTO NETHERLANDS.
REPLY EMAIL TO :internationallotto_ned@globalum.com.
Remember, you must make your claim before or on the 25th of August 2004
also you are to contact our claim agent /Finance Director immediately
to avoid funds being returned as unclaimed. All corespondence to MRS.
CLAUDIA DUTCH OR MR. HAHN JOSEF should have this email sent along with it
and also, your email address to which this email is sent should be 
clearly and boldly written in your response. You should also include 
your reference number:132/756/4534 Batch
Number:638/SP/02 and also,should there be any change of your address, do inform our
account officer as soon as possible. Be advised that Lotto regulations
prohibit you from publicly disclosing your win until you have received
your prize money. This is for security reasons and to avoid cases of
multiple claims processing.
Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being part
of our international email lottery program. It is our hope that with a
part of your prize, you will participate in our end of year high stakes
Euro 1.3billion International lotto.
Sincerely,
MR. HUGO JAKOB.
THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,

Premature disclosure is half the fun! You Netherlander Lottery people suck! Netherlands yeah... right. Doesn't even sound like a real country.



RICHARD COLE 	wildlifewins@mail2world.com Aug 17
FROM: THE LOTTERY COORDINATOR, INTERNATIONAL
PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT
DEAR SIR/MADAM,

RESULTS FOR THIRD CATEGORY DRAWS
After a successful completion of the third category
draws of WILD LIFE WINS GAMES INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMS
held on 10th of July 2003, we are pleased to inform you
of the official announcement today, 16th of July  2004, that
you have emerged one of the winners of the WILD LIFE
WINS GAME INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMS, which is part of our
promotional draws. Participants were selected through
a computer ballot system drawn from 25,000 names/email
addresses of individuals and companies from Africa,
America, Asia, Australia, Canada, Europe, Middle East,
and New Zealand as part of our International
Promotions Program.

You/Your Company, attached to ticket number 714-5-9827,
with serial number 14-83 drew the lucky numbers 11,
16, 29, 36, 38, 42 and
consequently won in the Third Category.

You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of
US$1,000,000.00, which is the winning payout
for third category winners. This is from the total
prize money of   US$14,000,000.00 shared among the
fourteen international winners in the Third category.
CONGRATULATIONS!

Your fund is now deposited with MST&FINANCE INT. insured in
your name.
To avoid mix up of numbers and names of any kind, we
request that you keep this award strictly from the notice
of any third party, until the entire process of transferring your
claims has been completed, and your funds remitted to
your account. This is part of our security protocol to
avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by
participants of this program.

We also wish to bring to your notice our End Year
(2004) high stakes where you stand a chance of winning
up to   US$13 million; we hope that with a part of
your prize you will participate.

Please contact your claims agent immediately, to begin
your claims process.

MR.RICHARD COLE
FOREIGN DEPARTMENT MANAGER,
PHONE: 31-619 030 875
EMAIL:richardcole117@netscape.net
for due processing and remittance of your prize money
to a designated account of your choice.
Remember, you must contact your claim agent not later
than  30th August 2004 after this date, all funds will
be returned as unclaimed

NOTE: To avoid unnecessary delays and complications,
please remember to quote your reference and batch
numbers provided below in every one of your
correspondence with your claims agent.

Woohoo! I love Wild Life (especially mosses and penguins, though elk are also neat-o). I also love money! These lotteries are so great! Too bad I can't tell anyone about them...



 ubc012000@portal.ro 	Aug 17

Our Ref: UKNL/255457003/02
Your Ref: UK - NL/0627/02
Batch No: WD19/0065/02RN.

ATTN:WINNER.

Dear treasured winner,
We are pleased to notify you of the release today as dated
of the "UK National Lottery/ International Promotions
Programs held on the 12th day of August 2004. Participants
were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from
24,000 names from Europe, America, Asia, Australia, New
Zealand, Middle-East, Africa, and North & South America,
as part our International Promotions program conducted
annually to encourage prospective overseas entries.

We hope with part of your prize awards, you take part in a
vacation opportunity for a rock-bottom price. The result
of our computer draw 776 of this day reveals your names
attached to Ticket Number 025-11476886 with serial number
188 drew the Lucky number 18-19-21-32-35-39-42, which
consequently won the Lottery prize awards in the 2nd
category. Therefore, you have won a Lottery jackpot in a
drawing worth 360,000.00 (three hundred and Sixty
Thousand Pounds Sterling Only) in cash prize credited to
file Ref No: UKNL/255457003/02.

This is from the total prize of 6,140,850.00 (Six Million
One hundred and Fifty Pounds Sterling Only) shared among
the Thirty Eight overseas lucky winners in this category
as part of our promotional program for this year 2004.
Your prize award has been insured in your names and ready
for claim. To begin your claims therefore, you are advised
on final notice and as a matter for urgency, to
familiarize yourself with our licensed and accredited
claim agent for the processing of your prize awards
winning and payment to designated bank account.

Contact the Customer Service Unit, UBF WEALTH MANAGEMENT
LOTTERY Inc.
Email: ubc_202@yahoo.com Contact person: MR.
NORMAN SMITH.
YOU ARE TO FORWARD TO THE ABOVE E_MAIL ADDRESS WHERE YOU
WANT US TO SEND YOUR DRAFT. PLEASE NOTE THAT WE CAN ONLY
SEND IT TO YOU BY FED-EX OR DHL.YOU ARE ALSO EXPECTED TO
FEE FOR SENDING THE DRAFT AND FEES FOR PROCESSING YOUR
LOTO WIN.

Due to mix up in some numbers and names and for the
purpose of confidentiality, you are advised to keep this
award notification a secret from public notice until your
claim has been processed and your prize money remitted to
your designated bank account as this is part of
precautionary measures to avoid double claim or misuse of
this program by some social miscreants. Hence, your awards
winning is confidential as our winners are at liberty to
remain completely anonymous until payment is effected to
the benefit of the beneficiary. Our staffs are sworn to
secrecy, so you will be the only one to know what you’ve
won hence, this notification via this medium (E-MAIL) to
avoid interception of official letters. On a final note,
you are advised to begin your claim immediately hence, all
prize awards must be claimed and disbursed within 21 days
of this notification as elapse of the scheduled "End of
Claim" date will authorize funds withholding for
redirection as abandoned/unclaimed without notice. Note:
To enhance the processing of your claim by our accredited
claim agent, you are advised to officially introduce
yourself to the claim agent and also provide them with
valid means of your personal identification with a copy of
this awards notification for references.

CONGRATULATION!!! At your disposal, we remain.
Very Truly Yours,
CHARLES LOUS McClen (Mr.),
Director. International Promotions Unit,
UK NATIONAL LOTTERY,
Units 2A & 2B, Olympic Way,
Sefton Business Park, Aintree Liverpool,
L30 IRD, UNITED KINGDOM.

THIS MESSAGE IS FOR THE ABOVE NAMED PERSON
IF THIS MESSAGE WAS ACCIDENTALLY DIRECTED TO YOU PLEASE
DISREGARD AND DELETE
WE ARE SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCIES THIS MAY CAUSE YOU

__________________________________________
Ai mancat azi?
Comanda on-line mancare chinezeasca, romaneasca,
mexicana sau pizza la http://www.culinar.ro!

What!? I can't tell people because of ANOTHER Mix-Up!? You international lottery people suck. We rarely have mix-ups in the US Lotteries... and all of our mix-ups are because too many people claim the prize.
On-line Mancare? I don't think I want no part in that.
That's OK. I already won 4 other lotteries today alone... I guess I can pass up the UK money.


CONGRATULATIONS   Lottery!  	
silvertrustagent09@spinfinder.com 	Aug 18
MEGA LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
REF: MLI/231-ILGI0431/03
BATCH: IPD/15/096/PTNL
RE: WINNING FINAL NOTIFICATION

Sir/Madam

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the
Lottery Winners International programs held on the
17th of August 2004. Your e-mail address attached to
ticket number 20511465897-6291 with serial number
472-971103 drew lucky numbers 8-66-97-22-71-64 which
consequently won in the 2nd category, you have therefore 
been approved for a sum pay out of US$ 500,000.00  
(Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars).
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that
you keep your winning information very confidential
till your claims has been processed and your prize/money 
Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol 
to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program 
by some participants. All participants were selected through 
a computer ballot system drawn from over 200,000,000 company 
and 300,000,000 individual email addresses and names from 
all over the world.
This promotional program takes place annually. We hope
with part of your winning you will take part in our next 
year USD100 million international lottery.
To file for your claim, please contact our/your
fiducial agent
MR.RICHARD GORDON of the,
SILVER TRUST AGENT
TEL: +31-630-054-343
FAX: +31-645-236-856
Email: richardgordon14@netscape.net
Note that all winning must be claimed not later than
31th of August 2004. After this date all unclaimed,
funds will be included in the next stake. Please note
in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications
please remember to quote your reference number and
batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore,
should there be any change of address do inform our
agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff
and thank you for being part of our promotional  program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically
disqualified.

Sincerely yours,

Mrs. Helen Van Hall
Lottery Coordinator.

REPLY EMAIL TO richardgordon14@netscape.net

I'm beginning to think that there is only one International Lottery, and that they are incompetent. These winning messages are all written by the same person, yet signed by different people. There may be something fishy going on...


ROBERT JOHNSON 	eurolotteryinter@netscape.net 	 Aug 18
(EURO LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL BELGIUM.)
Ref. Nnumbe:IMFD 044/576/577/7D Batch Number: 5455-98774-FG 7K
Sir/Madam
We are pleased to inform you about the result of the Winners International
Lottery programs BRUGGE held on the 17th august,2004. Your e-mail address
attached to ticket number 007686605- with serial number 6774-582 drew lucky
numbers 7-16-98-22-20-45 which consequently won in the 1st category, you 
have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of EUR 1,000,000.00 
(One Million Euros) in cash credited to file REF NUMBER IMFD 
044/576/577/7D.This is from total prize money of EURO EUR50, 000,000.00 
shared among the fifty,
international winners in this category.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!Due to the mix up of some numbers and name's we ask
that you keep your Winning information confidential until your claims has
been processedand Your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security
protocolTo avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by
some Participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn .
From over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual email addresses andnames
from all over the world. This promotional program takes placeevery three
years.This lottery was promoted by the software corporation to compensate
somefew individuals with website and email addresses, we hope that with
partof your winning you will take part in our next year EUREUR50 million
international lottery. To file for your Claim, please contact our
CLAIM MANAGER. DAVES MICHEAL, TEL: +32-484-683-761
Email: altanticdiplomat@netscape.net
Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 30th of September
2004.After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next
stake.Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications
Please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all
Correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address doInform
our agent as soon as possible.Congratulations once more from our members of
staff and thank you for Being part of our promotional program.Note: Anybody
under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
Sincerely yours,
Mr, ROBERT JOHNSON.
(Lottery Coordinator)

Thank you Belgium! I get a million Euro, and this time I am free to tell people about it. Looks like the Flemish got their shit together.


platiniumlotto@handbag.com     Aug 20
          LUCKYSTAR INTERNATIONAL LOTTORY
            AMSTERDAM THE NETHERLANDS

Ref. Number: YK-958/756/04222
Batch Number: 79VD-381127-54

Sir/Madam
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the
Lottery Winners International programs held on 20th August, 2004 your E-mail
address attached to ticket number 8224765896-677 with serial number 2917-323
drew lucky numbers 66-14-08-23-33-44 which consequently won in the 2nd category,
you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of
US$500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars) CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your Winning
information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money
remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol
to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some Participants.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from
over 19,000 company and 28,000,000 individual Email addresses and
names from all over the world. This promotional
program takes place every three year. This lottery was promoted and Sponsored
by Bill Gates,
President of the World Largest software, we hope with part of your winning
you will take part in our next year USD50 million international lottery.
To file for your claim, please contact our financial agent.

Mr. Steve Kampen
Pinacle Trust Agency Netherlands
TEL: 0031-623 516 183
E-mail: pinacletrustnl@netscape.net

Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than of 13th September,
2004. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.
Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications. Please
remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all
correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform
our agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members and staff and thank you for being
part of our promotional
program.

Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Sincerely yours,

Mrs Wiepie Van Lan.

__________________________________________________________________
Get Tiscali Broadband From 15:99
http://www.tiscali.co.uk/products/broadbandhome/

Woah! Bill Gates. Finally, a name I can trust. Also trustworthy is the name of the lottery... centered. That takes talent.


MR JAN JERRY 	kraslotteen02@netscape.net  Aug 20
Dear  Winner,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of Email Lottery promotion held on the 16th 
August ,2004 and that you were one of the five lucky winners and your e-mail address 
attached to ticket number 4208-6234 with serial number 8880-278 drew lucky numbers 
1-03-66-9 which consequently won in the 1st category, you have therefore been approved 
for a lump sum pay of $1,000,000.00(ONE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over
25,000 company and 30,000,000 individual email addresses and names from All over the
world. we hope that with part of your winning you will take part in our next year 
TEN MILLION USD International Lottery.
Please to file in for your claims, contact our fiducial agent:
Don   Johnson  of  KRASLOTEN.
Email:  kraslotteen@netscape.net

Please do remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 25th  September,2004.
After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake. Please note 
in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications,If you wish to file in for 
your claims,you are therefore requested to qoute the following claims requirements.
1. Reference,Batch ,Serial and Lucky Numbers.
2. Your Full Names and Adress
3. Tel and Fax Numbers.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of 
our promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
Sincerely yours,
Mr  Jan Jerry
Lottery Coordinator.

Apparently Don Johnson is now living in the Netherlands, and is a fiducial agent. I always knew he would go far... Note to the guy that writes these Congratulation Letters: fiducial is NOT in common usage. Yes; it is an English word, but almost no one knows what it means.


 MRS BECKY WHITE 	megainterlottery@netscape.net 	 Aug 20
EMAIL LOTTERY SWEEPSTAKES
(ACCREDITED LICENSED AGENT TO ABSOLUTELY FAMOUS LOTTERY)
MEGA EURO INTERNATIONAL LOTTO BELGIUM
12, MEETING STRAAT ANTEWERPEN 2000 BELGIUM
Ref. Number: 122/756/4140
Batch Number: 635901537-8427
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners
International programs held on the 20th august, 2004. Your e-mail address
attached to ticket number 37511465895-4411 with serial number 4782-420
drew lucky numbers 8-14-77-21-21-59 which consequently won in the 2nd
category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$
1000,000.00 (one million United States Dollars)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your
winning information confidential until your claims has been processed
and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to
avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some
participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot
system drawn from over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual Email
addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program
takes place every three years.
This lottery was promoted and sponsored by Presidents of the World
Largest softwares, we hope with part of your winning you will take part
in our next year USD50 million international lottery. To file for your
claim, please contact our FIDUCIAL Agent MR. steve more of the MEGA
EURO LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL..
Tel:32-496-879-223.
EMAIL:stevemore230@netscape.net
Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 20th of
september,2004. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the
next stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications. please remember to quote your reference number and batch
numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of
address do inform our agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you
for being part of our promotional  program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
Sincerely yours,
Mrs. Becky  white.
Lottery Coordinator.

Ok, Mega Euro, you need to get with the times. The other folks have their numbers mix-up free. Does Belgium use US Dollars? I always thought they used... Belg-ios... or something...


 susan info 	suzaninfonl@expn.com Aug 21
LUCKYDAY  INTERNATIONAL.
AMSTERDAM-NETHERLANDS.
FROM:THE DESK OF THE VICE  PRESIDENT.
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD.
BACTH NO: LDNL/019961/03.
REF. NO. LDNL/143164/03

                RE: AWARD NOTIFICATION

This is to inform you of the release of the GLOBAL LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL/
WORLD GAMING BOARD held on the 22nd of july 2004.
Due to the mix up of number, the results were released on the 19th of August 2004.
Your email attached to ticket number 51723-4 with serial number 932497-1 drew the
lucky numbers of 2-2-9 which consequently won the lottery in the 3rd category.
You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of  $1,000,000.00 ( ONE
MILLION UNITIED STATES DOLLARS) in cash credited to file with REF. NO.LDNL/143164/03
CONGRATULATIONS:Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep
your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed
and your money Remitted to you.

This is part of our security protocol to avoid  double claiming and unwarranted abuse of
this program by some participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from
only Microsoft users from over 20,000 company, and 30,000,000.00 individual email
addresses and names from all over the world.

This promotional program takes place every three years.
To begin your lottery claim, please contact the processing company that have
been appointed for the processing of your wining. Please call your Fiducial Agent,

Mr.MARK EDWIN the Foreign operation manager of the appointed company,
LUCKYDAY  INTERNATIONAL B.V....on
Tel: 0031-649-040-199
Email (luckyday200info@netscape.net)

For the processing and remittance of your winning prize money to a destination of your choice.
Any claim not made before two weeks from this date will be returned to
the MINISTERIAL VAN DE ECONOMIA  HOLLAND.

Note that all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.
Also in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications,
remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all your correspondence
with Mr. MARRK EDWIN and please follow all his instructions religiously.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our
promotional program.

Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Yours Sincerely,

Susan Van Borch
Lottery Coordinator  Luckyday International.

_______________________________________________________
Expn.com e-mail: http://expnmail.go.com

I'm tired... so tired of reading these... my head...


I have received comments from people wanting to know if they'd won.
Let me now drop what little subtle I had. You did not win.