I am the Luckiest Person Ever III

I have received comments from people wanting to know if they'd won.
Let me now drop what little subtle I had. You did not win.

h_hermancordinator@handbag.com 		 Aug 30

De LOTTO.

INTERNATIONAL PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
REF Number:  MLI/231-ILGI0431/04
BATCH No:  EAPA/15/096/PTNL
TICKET No:  20511465897-6291
SERIAL No:  472-971103
LUCKY No:  8-66-97-22-71-64
RE: WINNING FINAL NOTIFICATION
Sir, Madam
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International
programs held on the 28th of AUGUST 2004 Your E-mail address attached to
Ticket number 20511465897-6291 with Serial number 472-971103 drew the lucky
numbers 8-66-97-22-71-64, which consequently won in the 1st category, you
have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of US$ 1,000,000.00 (One
Million United States Dollars). This is from a total cash prize of USD$10,000,000.00
Million shared amongst Ten International Lucky Winners in the Category A
+ (Plus).

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
This lottery is a promotional program by DE LOTTO, (Biggest lottery Organisation
in the Netherlands) to advertise to the world  its existence. All participants
were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 50,000 companies
and 2,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world,
as part of our international promotions program, which we conduct several
times a year.
Be informed that your documents have to pass our authority to obtain a clearance,
which shall be attached to your document in readiness of the subsequent
onward transfer into your nominated bank account with 24 hours of completion
of the authentication.
Due to the possibility of unscrupulous individuals filing a double claim,
we suggest that you keep this award strictly confidential until your claim
has been processed and notarized. This is in conformity with the lottery
claim regulations by the Organization & the Netherlands Government.
This is part of our security protocol measures to avoid double claiming
and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants/non participants.

All winnings must be claimed not later than 12th of SEPTEMBER 2004. After
this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake. Anybody
under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

To file for your claim, please contact our /your processing agent
Mr. MARK ROELOF
Email:  agntroelof@netscape.net
NOTE: All winnings must be notarized to complete the claim process; winners
will be referred to a lawyer to have their winnings notarized. Winners are
to cover the legal charges of the notarization not DE LOTTO.
In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please do forward
your Tel/Fax number to your processing agent. So you are to act fast in
the claiming of your funds, for delays will compel us to disperse your funds,
in other words, we shall divert your funds as stated above. Kindly remember
to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence.

Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our/your agent
as soon as possible.
Finally, we call on you to make sure that you note every letter clearly
as stated for we will not be held responsible should there be any complications
in this transaction due to laxity on your part.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being
part of our promotional program
Yours truly
Mr. Harry Herman
Lottery Coordinator

DO NOT REPLY TO THIS MAIL. FOR ENQUIRIES/SUPPORT CONTACT MR ROELOF AT agntroelof@netscape.net

__________________________________________________________________
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Category A+!? Woohoo! Normally I win Cat Cs for only $2 million... Now I FINALLY will a Cat A+! WOOHOO! $1 MILLION!!! ... ... ... hey. Only $1 million? This is an A+! It should be worth WAY more that a stupid Cat C prize.

I'm not going to get this one notarized... I'm not even sure HOW to notarize a winning... but I'll bet it isn't free.

I'll just wait for a Class D prize. Should be good for $10 million.









INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY BV 	internationallottobv001@walla.com 	 Aug 30

INTERNATIONAL LOTTO BV BURDENSTRAAT 21B 2053 DS AMSTERDAM.
         RE / AWARD NOTIFICATION / PROCESSMENT
ADVICE:
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement
today, 21ST AUGUST, 2004 of winners of the
SCIENTIFIC GAME PROMO LOTTERY; THE NETHERLANDS /
INTERNATIONAL, PROGRAMS held on 17th AUGUST, 2004. Your
email  address attached to ticket number
023-56678230954, drew the lucky numbers
7-14-21-42-49-59,batch number 6858/NL and
consequently won the lottery in the 1st category. You
have therefore been approved of a lump sum pay out of
$1,500.000.00 (ONE MILLION FIVE THOUSAND UNITED
Dollars) in  credited to file LOTTERY REF NO.
SGIL/763276/03. This is from total prize  money of
EURO 20,000,000.00 shared among the seventeen
international  winners in  categories C with seriel
number: IL/FLW/12-C033721192.
All participants were selected through a computer
ballot system  drawn form 25,000 company email
addresses and 30,000,000  individual email addresses
from Australia, New Zealand, America,  Europe, North
America and Asia as part of International  Promotions
Program, which is conducted annually.
CONGRATULATIONS!
Your fund is now in custody of a financial Security
company  insured in your FILE REFERENCE. Due to the
mix up of some numbers and names, we  ask that you
keep this award strictly from public notice until your
claim has been processed and your money remitted to
your account.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid double
claiming or  unscrupulous acts by participants of this
program. This lottery  program was promoted by our
group of philanthropist headed by the netherland
government. We hope with  a part of you prize, you
will participate in our end of year high  stakes EURO
10,000,000 million  International Lottery.
To begin your claim, please contact your file/claim
officer:
Mr Paul Martel
FOREIGN SERVICE MANAGER
GLOBAL DIPLOMATIC SECURITY FINANCE BV.
AMSTERDAM,NL
TEL 31 644 850 701
FAX 31 205 248 695
E-Mail Address:paulmartel2004@netscape.net

Please be informed that NON RESIDENCE of THE
NETHERLANDS will  be required to make a NON DEDUCTABLE
advance payment of processment and legal
documentation charges of 1700.00 Euros to enable our
legal department acquire Naturalization papers from
the Court prior to award payment policy as required by
the paying Financial  Securiry Company.
Please be aware that your Paying Authority will Effect
Payment  Swiftly upon satisfactory Report,
Verifications and validation provided by our
processing Agent; that would be designated to your
file. For due processment  and remittance of your
winning prize to your designated account of  your
choice. Remember, all prize money must be claimed not
later than 30th SEPTEMBER, 2004. After this date, all
funds will be returned as unclaimed.
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications, please remember to quote your reference
and batch numbers in  every one of your
correspondences with your agent.
Furthermore, should there be any change of your
address, do  inform your claims agent as soon as
possible.
Congratulations once again from our team of staff and
thank you  for being part of our promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is AUTOMATICALY
DISQUALIFIED.
Sincerely,
Veronica Van Bosch (Mrs.)
(Lottery Coordinator)

Yeah! I LOVE Scientific Games! Like... The Tensile/Shear Biathlon, and that board game "Who Took My Tau Neutrino?".
Good times... good times...







amity alberto 	amity_alberto@walla.com  Aug 31
Amity Alberto Sweepstakes Lottery
Headquarters:
I.P.P Award Dept.
580 Rue Parmento
Stratti di Pamin
Milan Italy
 
Ref: SASL/941OYI/04
Batch: 12/25/DC34
 
NOTIFICATION OF WINNING:
 
It is my sincere pleasure to announce to you
the result of the draw of the Amity Alberto
Sweepstakes Lottery International program
held on the 5th of November 2003 in Dakar, Senegal.
 
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 9345176003
with Serial number A76850FE drew the lucky
numbers: 56-769-764-881, which subsequently won you
the lottery in the 2nd category.
 
You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum
of US$4,000,000.00 (Two million United States
Dollars) in cash credited to file with file reference number
SASL/9080118308/03. This is from a total cash prize of
US $ 8 Million dollars, shared amongst the first
four (4) lucky winners in this category.
 
Please note that your lucky winning number falls
within our European booklet representative office in
Italy as indicated in your play coupon.
 
In view of this, your US$2,000,000.00 (Two million
United States Dollars) would be released to you by our
security firm. Our European agent will immediately commence the
process to facilitate the release of your funds as
soon as you contact him.
 
All participants were selected randomly from the World
Wide Web  through a computer draw system using e-mail
addresses obtained from our affiliate companies. This promotion
takes place annually.
 
For security reasons, you are advised to keep your
winning information confidential till your claims are processed and
your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit
to claim your prize.
 
This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming
and unwarranted abuse of this program by some
unscrupulous elements. Please be warned.
 
To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:
 
Dr. NICOLE WALKER
The SASL Trust
Email: lotto2winners@excite.com
 
To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please
quote your reference/batch numbers in any
correspondence with us or our designated agent.
 
Congratulations once more from all members and staffs
of this program. Thank you for being part of our
promotional lottery program.
 
Sincerely,Amity Alberto
SASL Zonal Coordinator.

Finally! One from Italy! Those Netherlandian ones were starting to get to me. Now if I can only figure out how much I won...











BBVA LOTTERY 	bbv@zwallet.com                    Aug 31
BBVA  LOTERIJ
INTERNATIONAL PROGRAM (NL)                                                          31-08-04
EGHENSTRAAT 40GK.AMSTERDAM
FROM: THE PROMOTION DIRECTOR 28-08-04
bbvalottery@zwallet.com
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS DEPT.
REF: IPM/7249459608/AP1
BATCH: GY/951663/K
31-08-04
ATTN;WINNER,
AWARD FINAL NOTIFICATION:
We are pleased to inform you of the release, of the long awaited results of the BBVA Loterij 
International Promotion Programmes held on the 30th August 2004. You were entered as dependent 
clients with: Reference Number:REF: IPM/7249459608/AP1 and Batch number BATCH: GY/951663/K .
Your email address attached to the ticket number: 369739 that drew the lucky winning number, 
which consequently won the BBVA LOTERIJ first category, in four parts. You have been approved 
for a payment of 500,000.00Euros (FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND EUROS.) in cash credited to file 
reference number:IPL/529985709/NP1.This is from a total cash prize of FIVE MILLION EUROS 
Shared among the ten international winners in first categories. congratulations!!!!!
All participants were selected through a Multi international computer ballot system drawn 
from 98,000 (Ninety eight thousand) names of email users around the world, as part of our 
international promotion programme. Due to mixed up of some names and addresses, we ask that 
you keep this award personal, till your claims has been processed and your funds remitted 
to you. This is part of our security measures to avoid double claiming or unwarranted
taking advantage of the situation by other participants or impersonators. To begin your 
claim,do file for the release of your winning by contacting our accredited agent:
NIPPON AGENCY BV
Foreign Transfer Manager/Legal Representative..
Mr LAWSON EVANS..
DIRECT -LINE TELEPHONE.+31-617-578-529
ALL REPLY EMAIL MUST BE ADDRESSED TO THIS :
EMAIL: nipponbv@globalum.com
They are your agent, and responsible for the processing and transfer of your winnings 
fund to you. YOUR SECURITY FILE NUMBER IS W-91237- H67/B4 (keep personal) Remember, your 
winning must be claimed not later than 15-09-04).After this date, funds might be returned 
to the BBVA LOTERIJ as unclaimed. Furthermore, should there be any change in your address, 
do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.Congratulations again from all our staff 
and thank you for being part of our promotions program.
Your Sincerely,
Mrs Stella Doway.
THE PROMOTION DIRECTOR.
INTERNATIONAL PROGRAM (NL)
N.B
Contact your claims
agent Immediately.

Lame. Lame. Lame. Netherlanders Suck.







Mrs.Judith Gommans 	
 to me
	 More options	 Sep 2
ACCREDITED LICENSED AGENT MR VAN BART TWIST H.  TO EUROPA    ATLANTIC
SECURITY  FIRM LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL.
Ref. Number: 532/756/4108
Batch Number:138901537-846G
Sir/Madam
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the
Lottery Winners International programs held on the 28th april, 2004.  Your
e-mail address attached to ticket number 67511465895-6410 with serial number
3772-510 drew lucky numbers D-14-88-23-21-45 which consequently won in the
2nd category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$
1000,000.00 (one million United States Dollars) CONGRATULATIONS!!! Due to
mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning
information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money
remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double
claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All
participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over
20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual Email addresses and names from all
over the world. This promotional program takes place every three years.  This
lottery was promoted and sponsored by Presidents of the World Largest
softwares, we hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next
year USD50 million international lottery. To file for your claim, please
contact our FIDUCIAL Agent MR. VAN BART TWIST  H, of the  EUROPA ATLANTIC
SICURITY FIRM  LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL.
Tel: 0032-497-993-294,
EMAIL:easflottery1@netscape.net
Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 28th of
September,2004.
After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.
Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications.  please
remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all
correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform
our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of
staff and thank you for being part of our promotional  program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
Sincerely
yours, Mrs.Judith  Gommans
Lottery Coordinator.

Just when I was about to count the Flemish out of the international lotteries, I get this one. With a lucky number of D. What the Hell kind of a number is D? No wonder you're always mixing up names and numbers...











LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL 	lotteryinternational@starspath.com       Sep 2
FROM: THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT.
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD..
BATCH: IPD/15/096/PTNL. REFERENCE: MLI/5361-ILGI0509/45
CONGRATULATIONS!
This is to inform you of the release of the EL-GORDO
DE LA PRIMITIVA LOTTERY held on the 28 AUGUST 2004,
and  results were released on the 2nd SEPTEMBER 2004.
Your email address was attached to ticket number
085-12876077-09 with serial number 51390-0 that drew
the lucky numbers of 03-05-12-14-28-38, which
consequently won the lottery in the 1st category. You have
therefore been approved for a lump sum pay of 1.600.000.00
Euros ( ONE MILLION SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND EUROS )in cash
credited to file with REF: Nş.EGS/3662367114/13.This
is from a total cash prize of  Euros 48,000,000.00
shared among the thirty international winners in this category.
                       CONGRATULATIONS!!
Your fund is now secured and insured in your name. Due
to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you
keep this award from public notice until your claims
has been processed and the money remitted to your
account as this is part of our security protocol to
avoid double claiming of unwarranted taking advantage
of this program by participants as it has happened in
the past.
All participants were selected through a computer
ballot system drawn from 25,000 names from Asia,
Australia, New Zealand, Europe, North and South
America, Middle East and Africa as part of our
International Promotions Program.
We hope your lucky name will draw a bigger cash prize
in the subsequent programs.
To begin your lottery claims, please contact your
claims agent below
MR RAUL SANCHEZ,
DIRECTOR OF FOREIGN OPERATIONS
MEGA TRUST AGENCY
MADRID SPAIN
E-Mail:Megatrustagent@winning.com
TeL:0034-657- 324-020
Fax:0034-655-101-374
Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later
than 16TH SEPTEMBER 2004.Claims  that are  not made before
the  above date  will be returned to the MINISTERIO DE
ECONOMIA Y HACIENDA. And also be informed that 10% of
your lottery winning belongs to (IBERO PROMOTION
COMPANY S,A.) Because they are the company that bought
your ticket and played the lottery on your name,
NOTE this 10% will be remitted after you have received
your winnings prize because the money is insured in
your name already.
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications, please remember to quote your reference
and batch numbers in every correspondence
with us or your claim agent. send to your agent your
Telephone & Fax number, your full name and residential
address including your international passport or other
valid identification proof.
The processing of your payment will start immediately
and your agent must send you  fund processing form,
which you must complete and return to them.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address,
please do inform your claim agent as soon as possible.
A copy of your lucky Prize winning certificate and
insurance will be sent to you by your claim agent
prior to the transfer of your fund by our paying bank,
CONGRATULATION!!! Once again from all members of our
staff and thank you for being a part of our
International promotions program.
we wish you continued good fortunes.
Sincerely,
MRS. VERONICA TANG

What!? One lousy congratulation? Screw you, Lottery International!








The National Lottery Headquarters 	lotteryheadqaurters@tiscali.it 	  Sep 2
Accounts Dept.
P.O. Box 287, Watford WD1 8TT:
Uk
Ref:NLH/2000YI/10
Batch: 14/71/MA20

           WINNING NOTIFICATION:

We happily announce to you the draw of the the
National Lottery International programs held on
the 1st of june 2004 in the uk.Your e-mail address
attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial
number 5388/02 drew the lucky
numbers: 21-444-0-61, which subsequently won you
the lottery in the 2nd category.
You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum
of US$2,500,000.00 (Two million,Five Hundred Thousand
United States
Dollars) in cash credited to file
KPC/9080118308/03.This is from a total cash prize of
US $ 25 Million dollars, shared amongst the first
Fifty (10) lucky winners in this category.
Please note that your lucky winning number falls
within our European booklet representative office in
Europe as indicated in your play coupon.
In view of this, your US$2,500,000.00 (Two
million,Five Hundred
Thousand United States Dollars) would be released to
you by our security firm in amsterdam,holland.
Our European agent will immediately commence the
process to facilitate the release of your funds as
soon as you contact him.
All participants were selected randomly from World
Wide Web site through computer draw system and
extracted from over 100,000 companies. This promotion
takes place annually.
For security reasons, you are advised to keep your
winning information confidential till your claims is
processed and your money remitted to you in whatever
manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is part
of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming
and unwarranted abuse of this program by some
unscrupulous elements. Please be warned.
To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary
agent:

Mr. Fred Daniel
The National Lottery Uk.
Email:uklotteryagent22@yahoo.co.uk

To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please
quote your reference/batch numbers in any
correspondences with us or our designated agent.
Congratulations once more from all members and staffs
of this program. Thank you for being part of our
promotional lottery program.
Sincerely,
Denver George
National Lottery Headquarters
     Zonal Cordinator

I'm sorry. Denver George is not a real name; Italian, Netherlander, English or otherwise. At best Denver George is a third-rate blues man working in New Mexico.

You just can't trust those guys from Holland. They aren't nearly as cool and the Netherlanders.


I have received comments from people wanting to know if they'd won.
Let me now drop what little subtle I had. You did not win.