I am the Luckiest Person Ever VI

I have received comments from people wanting to know if they'd won.
Let me now drop what little subtle I had. You did not win.

realitylottery3@email.lu 	                  Sep 15
REALITY LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
REF: MLI/231-ILGI0431/03
BATCH: IPD/15/096/PTNL
RE: WINNING FINAL NOTIFICATION

Sir/Madam

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the
Lottery Winners International programs held on the
3rd of March 2004. Your e-mail address attached to
ticket number 20511465897-6291 with serial number
472-971103 drew lucky numbers 8-66-97-22-71-64, which
consequently won in the 2nd category, you have
therefore been approved for a sum pay out of US$
500,000.00  (Five Hundred Thousand United States
Dollars).
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that
you keep your winning information very confidential
till your claims has been processed and your
prize/money Remitted to you. This is part of our
security protocol to avoid double claiming and
unwarranted abuse of this program by some
participants. All participants were selected through a
computer ballot system drawn from over 200,000,000
company and 300,000,000 individual email addresses and
names from all over the world.
This promotional program takes place annually. We hope
with part of your winning you will take part in our
next year USD100 million international lottery.
To file for your claim, please contact our/your
fiducially agent
MR.KOVIO JOHNSON of the,SILVER TRUST AGENT
REPLY EMAIL TO koviojohnson@boardermail.com

Note that all winning must be claimed not later than
5th of October 2004. After this date all unclaimed,
funds will be included in the next stake. Please note
in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications
please remember to quote your reference number and
batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore,
should there be any change of address do inform our
agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff
and thank you for being part of our promotional
program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically
disqualified.

Sincerely yours,

Mrs. Esther van bulks
Lottery Coordinator.

http://email.luxweb.com - votre adresse @email.lu gratuite

Fi DU chee ah lee... Fi du CHEE ah lee... FIE du chee AL lee... Screw it. Whatever that is - it is an adverb, when it clearly should be an adjective. How about "Please contact your Claims Agent"?







Mrs. Teresa Armas Gonzalez. 	elgordoeurloto@netscape.net      Sep 16
El Gordo Loteria Nacional
Calle aberto 1-5a
Madrid Branch.
Ref: SP/068/04
                              DRAW RESULTS NOTIFICATION
Dear Sir/Madam,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of our computer random
selection for the National Lottery held September 11, 2004.Your email address

attached to ticket number  4 6 8 0 6 drew the lucky star number which
consequently won the draw in the first category.
You have been approve for the star prize of Six Hundred Thousand Euros
(600,000.00 Euros).
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
You are advised to keep this winning very confidential until you
receive your lump prize in your account.This is a protective measure to avoid 
double claiming by people you may tell. Now convert your lottery winning 
notification into money here in El
Gordo: Just send your winning ticket number and your personal data to 
feligomezapuesta@netscape.net for the processing of your claim. Call 
your claim agent FELIX GOMEZ , Tel:+34 66 6947 649, for immediate processing 
of your winning prize.,
for  All prizes must be claimed within three months.
NOTE: If you are under the age of 18, you are automatically
disqualified for this star prize.
Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Teresa Armas Gonzalez.
cc: elgordoeuroloto@netscape.net

A Lucky Star!? That means someone's made a NEW FORM LETTER! Woohoo! Gone are all the tedious specifics of how many people won, what the total prize was, and what the lot numbers and serial numbers were. Much easier to read. Nice job folks!









CATHY HAYES 	microwldlot@netscape.net     Sep 16
MICROWORLDLOT AGENCY BV THE NETHERLANDS.
ADDRESS;  HANDELSWEG  20,  2404 MV AMSTERDAM
THE NETHERLANDS.
TEL:+31 627 396 636

FROM THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER, INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
REF: MWA/LP/ 811732/09
BATCH: 009/2478/MWLP
ATTENTION: WINNING NOTIFICATION/FINAL NOTICE.
We are pleased to inform you that you are part of the
winners at the recent LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION held 13th of
Sept, 2004.
You are attached to ticket number 005-8851-8940-304 with serial number 3241-22,which 
drew the lucky numbers 34-19-40- 58-30-49, and consiquently
won the lottery in the 2nd category.
You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payment
of $850.000,00(EIGHT-HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS ONLY) credited to file REF:  
MWA/LP/ 811732/09, with BATCH NO.009/2478/MWLP
From total prize money of $30 Million  among the 20 international winners in this 
category.
All participants were selected through a computer
ballot system drawn from 50,000 Internet Users from Australia, New Zealand, America, 
Europe, North America, Africa and Asia as part of International Lottery Promotions 
Program, which is conducted once in a year.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Your funds are now deposited to a financial institute;
Insured and attached with your Email address/ Ref / Batch and ticket numbers.

Due to the mix-up of some email addresses and ticket numbers, we ask that you keep 
this award strictly from public notice until your claim has been processed and your 
funds are remitted to your designated bank account.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid double
claims or unscrupulous acts by lucky winners of this program. We hope with part of 
your Award Prize, you will be included in 2005 of year high stakes $10 Million 
International Lottery.
To begin your claim, please contact your claim agent; DR. WALTER SMITH  Foreign 
Service Manager.
Email;microworldlot@netscape.net
For due processing and the remittance of your prize money to a designated account of 
your choice. Remember; all prize money must be claimed not later than  September,30th 
2004. After which , all funds will be returned as unclaimed.
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications, please remember to quote
your REF&BATCH numbers to any of our
correspondences worldwide.
Furthermore, should there be any change of your
address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.
N:B .....Any breach of our security protocol / policy on the part of any winners 
will result to disqualification.
CONGRATULATIONS once again from all our staffs and thanks
for being part of the computer promotions program.
Sincerely,
CATHY  HAYES
THE PROMOTIONS SECRETARY
N.B...... WE APOLOGIES FOR THE DELAY OF THIS
INFORMATION.!!!

Having painstakingly screened out undesirables who may be from South America...

Ok, people I can only nota bene once per lottery. So... I guess I'll breach security and accept your apology.







MRS. VERONICA VAN BOSCH    boschveronica@netscape.net              Sep 16
MACSOFTWARE INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY BV 
Calle Redentor 21B
Bajo Carabanchel Alto 26022 
Madrid Spain.

ATTN:

We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today 14th, September  2004 of
winners of the MACSOFTWARE PROMOTION LOTTERY SPAIN /INTERNATIONAL, PROGRAMS held
on 23rd of August 2004. Your email address attached to ticket number
023-56678230954, drew the lucky numbers7-14-21-42-49-59, batch number 6858/NL
and consequently won the lottery in the 1st category. You have therefore been
approved of a lump sum pay out of EURO 350.OOO (Three HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND
EURO) in credited to file LOTTERY REF NO. SGIL/763276/03. This is from total
prize money of EURO 20,000,000.00 shared among the seventeen international
winners in categories C with serial number: IL/FLW/12-C033721192. All
participants were selected through a computer ballot system  drawn form 25,000
company email addresses and 30,000,000  individual email addresses from
Australia,Africa, New Zealand, America,  Europe, North America and Asia as part
of International  Promotions Program, which is conducted annually.
CONGRATULATIONS! Your fund is now in custody of a financial Security company
insured in your FILE REFERENCE. Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we
ask that you keep this award strictly from public notice until yourClaim has
been processed and your money remitted to your account.This is part of our
security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants
of this program. This lottery program was promoted by our group of
philanthropist headed by the Netherlands government. We hope with a part of you
prize, you Will participate in our end of year high stakes EURO 5,000,000
million International Lottery. To begin your claim, please contact your
file/claim Officer:

MR.WILLIAM  ROBINSON 
FOREIGN SERVICE MANAGER 
STANDARD SECURITY BV 
MADRID-SPAIN
EMAIL:macsoftwareinter@netscape.net 
TEL+34-686-043-232

Please be informed that NON RESIDENCE of THE SPAIN will be required to make a
NON DEDUCTABLE advance payment of processment and legal documentation charges of
(€645.80 Cent) Six Hundred And Fourty Five Euro Eighty Cent,  to enable our
legal department acquire Naturalization papers from the Court prior to award
payment policy as required by the paying Financial Securiry Company.Please be
aware that your Paying Authority will Effect Payment Swiftly upon satisfactory
Report, Verifications and validation provided by our Processing Agent; that
would be designated to your file. For due processment and remittance of your
winning prize to your designated account of your choice. Remember, all prize
money must be claimed not later than 30th September 2004. After this date, all
funds will be returned as unclaimed. NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays
and complications, please remember to quote your reference.And batch numbers in
every one of your correspondences with your agent. Furthermore, should there be
any change of your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once again from our team of staff and thank you for being part
of our promotional program. Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is AUTOMATICALY
DISQUALIFIED.

And batch numbers in every one of your correspondences with your agent.
Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform your claims
agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once again from our team of staff and
thank you for being part of our promotional program. Note: Anybody under the age
of 18 is AUTOMATICALYDISQUALIFIED.

Yours sincerely, 
Mrs.Veronica Van Bosch 
Lottery Coordinator

Veronica? I know you're not going to believe this... But remember last week... when you were working for "Scientific Game Promo Lottery" in the Netherlands, and I WON $1,500,000? Well - I'm the Luckiest Person Ever, you see... and I just won ANOTHER 650,000 Euro! Isn't that amazing? You change jobs, move to Spain, head up a different lottery, and I WIN AGAIN from YOU!
Veronica, are you married? 'Cause... as you know... I'm Phil T. Ritch.






Michael Ronin 	info_britishlottery@walla.com          Sep 17

British Lottery Headquarters:
Customer Service
28 TANFIELD ROAD,
CROYDON.LONDON
 
  Ref: BTL/491OX1/04
  Batch: 12/25/0304
  Date: 17/09/2004

WINNING NOTIFICATION

We happily announce to you the draw of the British Lottery International 
programs held on the 1st of August 2004 in London.Your e-mail address 
attached to ticket number: 694 75600545 721 with Serial number 886/04 
drew the lucky numbers: 31-6-26-13-35-7,which subsequently won you the 
lottery in the 2nd category.You are therefore, been approved to claim 
a total sum of US$2,500,000.00(Two million, five hundred thousand, 
United StatesDollars) in cash credited to file RPC/9080118308/04.This 
is from a total cash prize of US $125 Million dollars, shared amongst 
the first Fifty (50) lucky winners in this category.

This year Lottery Program Jackpot is the largest ever for British 
Lottery .The estimated $125 million jackpot would be the sixth-biggest 
in U.K. history.The biggest was the $363 million jackpot that went to 
two winners in a May 2000 drawing of The Big Game, Mega Millions' 
predecessor.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European 
booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in our play coupon. 
In view of this, your US$2,500,000.00 (Two million, five hundred 
thousand,United States Dollars) would be released to you by our 
affiliate bank in London.Our agent will immediately commence the process 
to facilitate the release of your funds to you as soon as you make 
contact with him .

All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site through 
computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 companies.This 
promotiontakes place annually. For security reasons, you are advised to 
keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed 
and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim 
your prize.

This is a part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and 
unwarranted abuse of this program by some unscrupulous elements.
Please be warned.To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary 
agent with the below details for processing of your claims.

AGENT: Mrs Victoria Pebbles  
Email: agentvictoria@yahoo.ca
(The Rockefeller Foundation)

To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please quote your 
reference/batchnumbers in any correspondences with us or our designated 
agent.Congratulations once more from all members and
staffs of this program.Thank you for being part of our promotional 
lottery program.
Sincerely,
Mr Michael Ronin
Zonal Coordinator
The Rockefeller Foundation

 

 

 
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Never mind why a Brit lottery decided to give out prizes in round amounts of USD; I'm just happy they included a nice UK Lottery history lesson. That was thoughtful. Next time, put in something about the Wars of the Roses... or the Black Prince.

The superior word usage on this one almost makes up for the inability to place periods. (full stops for out friends across the pond)






 lotterycoodinator@europe.com 	                              Sep 17
From: THE LOTTERY COORDINATOR,
International Promotions/Prize Award Department
ROYALTRUST LOTTERY INT.
EGGER-STRAAT N 22
28089 AMSTERDAM NETHERLAND

Dear Winner,
                       RESULTS FOR CATEGORY "A" DRAWS

Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice, the results of the First 
Category draws of ROYALTRUST LOTTERY INT. We are happy to inform you that 
you have emerged a winner under the First Category, which is part of our 
promotional draws. The draws were held on 25th August 2004 and results are 
being officially announced today Participants were selected through a 
computer ballot system drawn from 20.000.00 companies and 30.000.000 
individual email addresses from Africa, America, Asia, Australia, Europe, 
Middle East, and Oceania as part of our International Promotions Program. 
This promotional program takes place every year, and is promoted and 
sponsored by eminent personalities like the Sultan of Brunei, Bill Gate 
of Micro Soft and other corporate organizations. This is to encourage the 
use of the internet and computers worldwide.

You/Your Company, attached to ticket number 6422-5-486, with serial number 
45-18 drew the lucky numbers 34-88-56-17 12 and consequently won in the 
First Category. You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of 
2.000.000 Euro (Two million, Euro), which is the winning payout for 
Category A winners. This is from the total prize money of 10,000,000 Euro 
shared among the 5 winners in this category.

CONGRATULATIONS!
Your fund is now deposited with our transfer agents and insured to the 
real value. In your best interest and also to avoid mix up of numbers and 
names of any kind, we request that you keep the entire details of your 
award strictly from public notice until the processing and transfer of your 
claims has been completed and your funds remitted to your account. This is 
part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts 
by participants/non participants of this program.
We also wish to bring to your notice our end of year premium stakes draw 
where you stand a chance of winning up to 20 million Euro; we hope that 
with a part of your prize, you will participate.
Please contact your claims agent immediately for due processing and 
remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice:

You are advised to contact our agents Mr. Arnold Brown (Foreign Department 
Manager) on email:royaltrustlotte@netscape.net within two weeks of 
receiving this notice. Failure to do so may warrant disqualification.

NOTE: For easy reference and identification, remember to quote your
REFERENCE NUMBER: RTINT/3086/2508/04 and BATCH NUMBER: R4/B549-24 in every 
of your correspondences with your claims agent.
Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being part 
of our promotions program.

Yours Sincerely,

Mrs. Brenda Smith.
(Lottery Co-Ordinator)

N.B: Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result 
to disqualification and if you are below 18 years of age, you are 
automatically disqualified.
Please do not reply to this mail. Contact your Claims agent immediately.



HOLY SHIT! OCEANIA!? That was my idea! I think the wrong people are starting to read this.
Seriously man... that's creeping me out.








 MARYVINCENT    	maryvincent@sos.lv            Sep 17
                                      INTL.LOTTO COMMISSION
                                      E.U.ANNEX
                                      1000 BRUSSELS.
                                      BELGIUM.
                                      REF NUMBER: CSL/74/368/04
                                      BATCH NUMBER: CS-121-LT-8-12-04
                                      EMAIL:maryvincent@sos.lv
DEAR SIR/MADAM,
We are pleased to inform you, THAT AS A RESULT OF OUR
RECENT Lottery DRAWS HELD on the 30th April.2004.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number
63538953216-435 with serial number 172-488 drew lucky
numbers 8-10-17-29-43-47 which consequently won in the
2nd category.you have therefore been approved for a
lump sum pay out of 2,000,000 (DOLLARS) (two million dollars)
note that All participants in this lottery program
have been selected randomly through a computer ballot
system drawn from over 20,000 companies and 30,000,000
individual email addresses from all search engines and
web sites. This promotional program takes place every
year, and is promoted and sponsored by eminent
personalities like the Sultan of Brunei, Michael Dell of
Dell Computers and other corporate organizations. this
is to encourage the use of the Internet and computers
worldwide.
For security purpose and clarity, we advise that you
keep your winning information confidential until your
claims have been processed and your money remitted to
you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid
double claims and unwarranted abuse of this program by
some participants. . We look forward to your active
participation in our next year USD 50 million slot.
You are requested to contact our clearance officer
below to assist you with your winnings and subsequent
payments. all winnings must be claimed not later than
one month After the date of this notice.
Please note, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications, remember to quote your reference number
and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore,
should there be any change of address do inform our
agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more and thank you for being part
of our promotional program.
NOTE: YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED IF YOU ARE
BELOW 18 YEARS OF AGE.
Sincerely yours,
MRS.mary VINCENT
(LOTTERY COORDINATOR)


Huh. Nothing novel in this one... same crappy punctuation and capitalisation...








NORMA INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY 	inter@loto.net           Sep 17
NORMA  INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY
FROM:THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT
NORMA  INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY /PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
Ref. Number:NIL/67-B931062538
Batch Number:17/9803/3KD
Credited file Number:WGX06/90071545/29
ATTENTION:
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners 
International programs held on the 12TH SEPTEMBER,2004.Your e-mail 
address attached to ticket number 013-2316-2002-477 with serial 
number 91740-98 drew lucky numbers 37-13-34-85-56-42 which 
consequently won in  the 1th category.You have therefore been 
approved for a lump sum payment of 150,000.00(One Hundred and 
Fifty Thousand Euro) in cash credited to file .This  is from total 
cash prize of 1,500.000.00(One million ,Five hundred  thousand 
Euro)shared among the 10 international winners in this category.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names we ask that you keep your 
winning information confidential until your claims has been process 
and your money is Remitted to you.This is part of our security 
protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this 
program by some participants. All participants were selected 
through a computer ballot system drawn from over 10,000 company and 
80,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the 
world.This promotional program takes place every three years,the 
lottery was promoted and sponsored by the President of the World 
Largest software company.We hope with part of your winning you will 
take part in our next year 500,000.00 five thousand international 
lottery.Your fund is now  deposited with a bank under a fixed 
deposit bond policy insured to you by our financial agent.
To file for your claim contact our financial agent
MR.PAUL CLARK
CONTINENTAL FINANCE BV.
Tel:+31-645-556-907
Email:continentalbv@netscape.net
Remember all winning must be claimed not later than 30TH of 
SEPTEMBER 2004. After this date all unclaimed funds will be 
included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid 
unnecessary delays and complications always remember to quote 
your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence 
with your agent. Furthermore,should there be any change of 
address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations 
once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part 
of our promotional program.
Your Sincerely,
THE DIRECTOR of PROMOTIONS,
(NORMA INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY)
N.B.
Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will 
result to disqualification. Please do not reply this mail.All 
correspondence mail should be to your claims agent




Thith wath the firth email I ever got that had a lithp.






prommandept@bluemail.ch 		       	                       Sep 18
Treasure Chest Sweepstakes Lottery
An Affiliate of the GREEK NATIONAL LOTTERY
Kifisou 62 Av. GR-121 32 Peristeri,
Athens. Greece.

FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
REF: TCSL/2551256003/53 BATCH: 14/0017/SPM/IPD
RE / AWARD NOTIFICATION; FINAL NOTICE

Date: 10-08-04
WINNING NOTICE
We happily announce to you the draws of the Centenary Olympics Big Lottery
International programs held on the 10th of August 2004 here in Athens, Greece
in which you and forty nine (49) others were selected as winners under draws
5+B.
Your email address attached to ticket number 025-1146-1992-750, with serial
number 2113-05 drew the lucky numbers 13-15-22-37-39-43, and consequently
won the lottery in the 3rd category. This promotion takes place every Olympic
year.
CONGRATULATIONS!

Please be inform that all participants in this Lottery Program have been
selected randomly through a computer Ballot System drawn from over 200,000
Companies and 30,000,000 individual email address from all search engines
and web sites. This Lottery is organized by the host country Greece in collaboration
with International Olympic Committee(IOC). Funds for the draws were contributed
by the major sponsors of the games, such as Nike, Addidas, Coca Cola, Pepsi,
Vodafone, Microsoft, Rolex, Greek Telecom, IBM Computers, etc.

Your fund is now deposited with a Finance and Security House and insured.
Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award
strictly from public notice until your claim has been processed and your
money remitted to your account. This is part of our security protocol to
avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this program.
To begin your claim, please contact the clearing house (through your claims
agent) the body assigned with the verification of any emergent winner.Therefore
all protocols laid down by them must be followed to facilitate your claims:

CONTACT: MR. DARREN SOUTHGATE,
FOREIGN SERVICE MANAGER,
FIRST CHOICE SECURITY SERVICE,
London, U. K.
PHON NO 44 704 0104605
FAX NO.: 44 870 1299532
EMAIL:,darrensouthgate@winningteam.com

Also find all other relevant winning lottery Information below:
Ref No: TCSL/2551256003/53
Batch No: 14/0017/IPD
Zonal Draw No: GSLA2-003
Grand Draw No: 12099

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$850,000.00
(Eight Hundred Fifty Thousand Dollars only) in cash credited to file REF
NO: TCSL/2551256003/53. This is from total prize money of US$20,400,000.00
shared among the Fifty international winners in this category.For due processing
and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice.
Remember that you must contact your claim agent not later than 25TH SEPTEMBER,
2004. After this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed.

NOTE:
In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember Quote
your reference and batch numbers in every one of your correspondences with
your agent.
Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform your claims
agent as soon as possible. Congratulations again from all our staff and thank
you for being part of our Promotions program.

Sincerely,

Ms. Antonia Filippidou
The Promotions Manager,
N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result
to Disqualification. Please do not reply to this mail. Contact your claim
agent. Also you are automatically disqualified if you are below 18 years
of age


Nice lottery name! I'm actually serious about this. I like playing Pirate themed gambling machines. As a side note - it was one day early for International Talk Like A Pirate Day.








MRS. BETJE WILLEM 	gmdloto@netscape.net      	 Sep 18 
INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY PROMOTIONS NETHERLANDS. 
TANNDERSTRAAT 63B 3026 XP 
AMSTERDAM,THE NETHERLANDS. 
REF.NUMBER: WGKH/763276/03 B
ATCH NUMBER: 2891/MK 
CREDIT FILE NUMBER:XXAX07/74389993/82.

LOTTERY WINNING NOTIFICATION 
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement
today, 18TH SEPTEMBER 2004 of winners of the international  Lottery Promotions
the Netherlands/International, Program held on 27, July 2004. Your email address
was attached to ticket number 773-56678239975, drew the lucky numbers
7-14-21-42-77-39, batch number 2891/MK and consequently won the lottery in
category A. You have therefore been approved of a lump sum pay out of 250,000.00
Euro(Two Hundred  and  Fifty Thousand Euro) in credited to file lottery Ref
number. NLH/763276/03. This is from total prize money of 20,000,000.00 Euro
shared among the  international winners in categories C with serial number:
LP/KPN/95-P2997666782. All participants were selected through a computer ballot
system drawn from 25,000 company email addresses and 70,000,000 individual email
addresses from Australia,Africa, New Zealand,Europe, SOUTH & North America and
Asia as part of International Promotions Program, which is conducted annually.
CONGRATULATIONS! 
Your fund is now in the custody of a financial  company insured
in your File Reference number.Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we advice
that you keep this lottery winning strictly from public notice until your Claims
has been process and your winning is remitted to you.This is part of our
security policy to avoid double claims or unscrupulous acts by participants of
this program. This lottery program was promoted by our group of philanthropist
headed by the Netherlands government. We hope with a part of your prize, you
will participate in our next stakes 5,000,000.00 Euro International Lottery.


To file for your claim, please contact our financial agent:

MR.Thompson Richards
VIRTUAL FINANCE BV.
AMSTERDAM,NETHERLANDS
Tel:+31643122452
Fax:+31-84730-4888
Email:claimsagenthomp@netscape.net

Remember that all winning prize must be claimed not later than 8Th OCTOBER 2004.
After this date, all lottery winning funds that are not claimed will be returned
as unclaimed.

Note: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to
always quote your reference and batch numbers in every correspondences with your
financial/claims agent. Furthermore, should there be any change of  address, do
inform your financial/claim agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once
again from our team of staff and thank you for being part of our promotion.
Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Yours sincerely,
MRS. BETJE WILLEM
(LOTTERY COORDINATOR)

NB.
Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to
disqualification

Finally! You're getting it! Now just have your proofer take SOUTH out of all caps (leave the 'S'!), and it'll look really slick! ...and don't forget Oceania. Those Guamanians can get testy. (Guambats? Guamish?)

I have received comments from people wanting to know if they'd won.
Let me now drop what little subtle I had. You did not win.