I am the Luckiest Person Ever VIII

I have received comments from people wanting to know if they'd won.
Let me now drop what little subtle I had. You did not win.






internetgame77 	            internetgame77@coolkiwi.com       Sep 22

FROM:THE DESK OF THE MANAGING DIRECTOR

INTERNATIONAL/PRIZE AWARD DEPT

REF:PL2/209318/09

BATCH:18/103/HME.

Attn:Dear Sir/Madam

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the

Lottery Winners International programs held on the

23/8/2004. Your e-mail address attached to ticket

number 653164251591-6011 with serial number

7321410,batch number 7151085135,lottery ref number

6376527711 and drew lucky numbers 4-9-17-36-44-78

which consequently won in the 1st category, you have

therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of

US$1.500,000.00 (One Million, Five Hundred Thousand

United States dollars)

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that

you keep your winning information confidential until

your claims has been processed and your money Remitted

to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid

double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program

by some participants. All participants were selected

through a computer ballot system drawn from over

40,000 company and 20,000,000 individual email

addresses and names from all over the world. This

promotional program takes place every year.

This lottery was promoted and sponsored by

Association of software producers. we hope with part

of your winning,you will take part in our next year

US$20 million international lottery. To file for your

claim, please contact our paying officer:

Contact Person:

Mr.David Malone

TEL:+31 616-256-193

Email:david_malone77@fastermail.com

Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than

15TH of OCTOBER,2004. After this date all unclaimed

funds will be included in the next stake. Please note

in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications

please remember to quote your reference number and

batch numbers in all correspondence.

Furthermore, should there be any change of address do

inform our agent as soon as possible.

Congratulations once more from our members of staff

and thank you for being part of our promotional

program.

Note:

Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically

disqualified.

yours Sincerely,

Mrs.Queensley Rhoda,

For Management.

___________________________________________________________________________
Mail sent from WebMail service at NetMag.net.pk

- http://www.netmag.net.pk




Thank you for double spacing... and word wrapping to 55 characters.








 MRS. SHEILA O'CONNER 	         elss001@netscape.net             Sep 22 
SUBJECT:    LOTTERY WINNING NOTIFICATION/ FINAL NOTICE
  EMAIL LOTTERY SWEEPSTAKES
  (ACCREDITED LICENSED AGENT TO ABSOLUTELY FAMOUS LOTTERY)
Ref. Nnumbe: 055/566/5667
Batch Number: 5455-8884-AZ 78
  Sir/Madam
We are pleased to inform you about the result of the Lottery Winners
International programs held on the 16th September,2004. Your e-mail address
attached to ticket number 007688205- with serial number 4764-580 drew lucky
numbers 7-17-18-23-00-45 which consequently won in the 1st category, you have
therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of
US$ 1,000,000.00 (One Million United States Dollars)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to the mix up of some numbers and name's  we ask that you keep your winning
information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money
Remitted to you.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted
abuse of this program by some participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawnfrom over
25,000 company and 40,000,000 individual email addresses and names
from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every three
years.
This lottery was promoted by the software corporation to compensate some
few individuals with website and email addresses,  we hope that with part of
your winning you will take part in our next year USD50 million
internationallottery.
To file for your claim, please contact our FIDUCIAL AGENT:
Mr. Wado Donell  of  ABSOLUTELY FAMOUS AGENCY.
TEL: +31-625-487-979
Email: supports616@netscape.net
Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 15th of October 2004.
After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.
Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications
please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all
correspondence.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon
as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part
of our promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
Sincerely yours,
  Mrs. Sheila O' Conner.
  (Lottery Coordinator)
  


  

Huh. Never heard of them.


  
  
  
  
  
CONTINENT SOFTWARE PROMOTIONS      continentware@netscape.net  Sep 22
254 EGASTRAAT,
354tz
AMSTERDAM,
NETHERLAND.
WROM: TTZRCLBDXRQBGJSNBOHMKHJYFMYXOEAIJ
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT,
SCFN: GWK/5333/025648/03UAD.
BATCH: 241/2002/BLL.
ATTN: CEO,
We are pleased to inform you of the release today
the 22nd SEPTEMBER 2004 of the CONTINENT SOFTWARE
INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY/PROMOTIONS, netherland held on
the 19th jenuary 2004. your company/individual name
attached to the ticket numbers 1001-58255563-2285
with serial number 8888/03 drew from the lucky numbers
02-22-00-66-99-85-52-12-36-50, which consequently
won the lottery in the FIRST category. You have
therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of FIVE HUNDRED
THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS (US500,000.00) in
cash credited to security file number
GWK/5333/025648/03UAD.This is from a total cash
prize of US$20 million share among ten individuals and Six
international companies lucky winners in this
category.
CONGRATULATIONS.
Your funds is now deposited with our Payment/Finance
Department in the security company to your name ,Due
to the mixed up of some numbers and names, we ask
that you keep this winning a top secret from the public
notice until your claims has been processed and
remitted to your account as this is apart of the
security protocol, to avoid double claiming or
unwarranted taking advantage of this program by
participants.
All participants were selected through a computer
ballot system drawn from the 100,000 company/individal
email addresses from all over the world as part of
our international promotions program, which we conduct
every decade. We hope with a part of your winnings ,you
will take part in our next end of year stake us$20million
international lottery.
TO begin your claims, please contact your claim
agent in (Lottery payment centre), MR.robinson williams(Director of
operations).
TEL.0031-624821795.
email(lotteryagency@netscape.net)
For processing and remittance of your cash to a designated account of
your choice. remember,all winnings must be claim not
later than 5th OCTOBER 2004, After this date,All unclaims funds will be
returned to the promotion company.
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please
remember to quote your security credicted file
number and batch numbers and also with your telephone and fax numbers
respectively in every correspondence with your claim agent. Furthermore,
should there be any change of your address, do inform your claim
agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once again from all members of our
staff and thank you for being part of our promotions
program and publication.
Yours sincerely,
MR. KELVIN BROWN.
(promotion manager).





I won in Jenuary, and you're just telling me NOW!? Wait. Jenuary?? A proper misuse would be "januari"; seeing as how it is from the Netherlands... Whatever.








SANDRA HANNS 	      ciscontwld@netscape.net                  Sep 22 
CISCO-NET-WORLD NV:
STATIONSWEG 42
3800 AW AMERSFOORT,
THE NETHERLANDS,
TEL: +31-620-88-53-34.

Ref. Number: 132/756/4577
Batch Number: 638901527-BC67

Dear Sir/Madam,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International
programs held on the 20th September, 2004.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 278511465896-6452 with serial
number 3772-554 drew lucky numbers 7-14-17-23-31-44 which consequently won in

the 1st category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$
1,000,000.00(One Million United States Dollars)

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning
information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money
Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming
and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over
20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over
the world. This promotional program takes place every three year.
This lottery was promoted and sponsored by eminent personalities like Mr. Bill
Gates and the sultan of Brunei, we hope with part of your winning you will take
part in our next three years USD50 million International Promotion lottery. To
file for your claim, please contact our fiducially Agent:

Dr.  Desmond McPhillip
TEL: +31-620-885-334.
Email: CiscoNetWorldLot@netscape.net

Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 10th October, 2004. After
this
date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.
Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to
quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon
as possible.

Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part
of our promotional program.

Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Sincerely yours,
Sandra Hanns
Seceretary.



Seen this all before.







ukwinninglottos@tiscali.co.uk 	                           Sep 22
The U.K National Lottery
12 Bridge Street,
Staines Middlesex TW18 4TP
United Kingdom.
Ref: LSUK/2031/8161/04
Batch: R3/A312-59

WINNING NOTIFICATION:

We happily announce to you the draw (#912) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY, online
Sweepstakes International Program held on Saturday 18th September 2004.

Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial
number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 05,10,13,14,28,42,48 which subsequently
won you one of the two Jackpot prizes. You have therefore been approved
to claim a total sum of £2,203,479 (Two Million Two Hundred and Three Thousand
Four Hundred and Seventy Nine Pounds Sterling) in cash credited to file
KTU/9023118308/03.

All participants for the online version were selected randomly from the
World Wide Web through a computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000
unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online. This
promotion takes place weekly.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet
representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon.  In view
of this, your £2,203,479 would be released to you by any of our payment
offices in Europe.

To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:
Mr. Frank Bernett
Email: fbernettjp1@hotmail.com
Fax:  +44-8701351471
Provide him with the information below:
1.Name:
2.Address:
3.Marital Status:
4.Occupation:
5.Age:
6.Sex:
7.Nationality:
8.Country Of Residence:
9.Telephone Number:
10.Fax Number:
11.Draw Number above:

That way your Winnings Certificate and all other relevant documents/paperwork
can be prepared for you.  You would be required to show an instrument of
identification when cashing your cheque i.e. Drivers license or International
passport.

For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information
confidential
till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever
manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is part of our precautionary
measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.
Please be warned.

You can go to our online result site to confirm the value of your winnings
and also get a prize breakdown:-

www.national-lottery.co.uk/player/p/results/results.do

Good luck from me and members of staff of the U.K NATIONAL LOTTERY.

Yours faithfully,

Sir Richard Harp.
Online Co-ordinator for U.K NATIONAL LOTTERY Sweepstakes International Program.

__________________________________________________________________
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This one is interesting in that the prize was actually real. It was won by other people - but at least actual money was involved...






Mrs Anne Janssens 	     emaillothouse@netscape.net              Sep 23
WORLD E-MAIL LOTTERY SWEEPSTAKES
(ACCREDITED LICENSED AGENT INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY .)
Ref. Number:7683408058/09
Batch Number:57/8703/3PD
Credited file Number:EGS56/50071245/25
ATTENTION.
Sir/Mrs,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners
International programs held on the 23rd september,2004.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 738--134655507--798 with
serial number 8052-79 drew lucky numbers 8-10-25-30-32-49 which consequently
won in the 1st category.
You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay of 1.000.000(one million
EUROS) in cash credited to file .
This is from a total cash prize of (thirty million Euro) shared among the
thirty international winners in this category. CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names we ask that you keep your winning
information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money
Remitted to you.This is part of our security protocol to avoid double
claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All
participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over
50,000 company and 70,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all
over the world.
This promotional program takes place every three years,the lottery was
promoted and sponsored by the President of the World Largest
software,B.Gates.
We hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next year
50.000.000 (fifty million EUROS) international lottery.
Your fund is now deposited with in a bank under a fixed deposit bond policy
insured to you by our financial agent.
To file for your claim please contact our (E.U) financial agent,Foriegn
operations
manager,Mr Joeri walter.
Email:eufiducialagent@netscape.netTel:+32-494-793-349. Remember all winning
must be
claimed not later than 5th of october 2004. After this date all unclaimed
funds
will be included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid
unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference
number and batch numbers in all correspondence.Please attach your phone and
fax number.Furthermore,should there be any change of address do inform our
agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of
staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Sincerely yours,
Lotto Co-ordinator.
Mrs.Anne Janssens




Bill Gates at it again... Maybe this is to make up for that email forwarding hoax.








 desh42@handbag.com                     Sep 23 
IDAHO EMAIL LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL,

LUSDEEN 754, ALMERLSFOORT THE- NETHERLANDS

REF NUMBER: IDEL8L/I/8IDL042

BATCH NUMBER: (10)(25)(36)(71)(44)

SECURITY FILE NUMBER:IDELI(00)(42)/04DLI)

EMAIL:atlanticcom3@mail.com

DEAR SIR/MADAM.

We are pleased to inform you about the result of the IDAHO International
Email Lottery programs held on the 30th of August, 2004. Your e-mail address
attached to ticket number IDLI/00/(20)(98)(43)(51)(04) with serial number
(22)(00)(14)(31) and lucky numbers (20)(01)(30)(09)(36)(34) which consequently
won in the (B1) category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum
pay out of US$ 500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Due to  mix up of some numbers and name's we ask that you keep your winning
information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money
Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming
and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from
over 30,000 company and 30,000 individual email addresses and names from
all over the world. This promotional program takes place every Six Months.

This lottery was promoted by software manufacturer and Internet Service
Providers to compensate users of the internet and encourage new users of
the  internet worldwide, we hope that with part of your winning you will
take part in our next year US$4.5 million international lottery programme.
To file for your claim, please contact the approved Licensed  processing
company  below:

COMPANY NAME:ATLANTIC SECURITY AND TRUST B.V.
PROCESSING OFFICER:Dr. STEVE BROWN.
TELEPHONE NUMBER:+31-615-645-130
REPLY EMAIL:atlanticcom3@mail.com

Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than One Weeks after receiving
your Notification. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included
in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications please remember to quote your reference numbers and batch
numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of
address do inform our agent as soon as possible.all winners will be responsible
for the legalization of their winning price processing tax charges.
by the high Court here in Netherlands NOTE,this tax fee must be paid before
winning claims can be processed and cannot be deducted due to hard insurance
cover placed on their winning price.The International remittance dept can
only effect transfer only if winner have met all legal and claim procedures
be WARNED.

Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being
part of our promotional program.

Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Yours Sincerely,
Mrs.TERESA DESH.
(International lottery Coordinator)

BENEFICIARY TO THIS LOTTERY SHOULD CONTACT THE LICENSED
PROCESSING COMPANY ON TELEPHONE NUMBER 0031-615-645-130.
DR.STEVE BROWN.WITH PROVE OF WINNING INFORMATIOMS.

__________________________________________________________________
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Aha! I'd catch you guys sooner or later! Idaho doesn't even EXIST! (see number 20)









ALVO INTENATIONAL LOTTO. NV/SA.     alvolottoinfo@netscape.net         Sep 24 

ALVO INTERNATIONAL LOTTO.NV/SA. PROMO/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT.
ADDRESS:121 AVENUE LOUISE 1000-BRUSSELS.BELGIUM
REF:ALMC/96581/5247/BE
BATCH:45192/180884/LMC
ATTENTION:
RE / AWARD NOTIFICATION / PROCESSING ADVICE:
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today,24th September 
2004 of winners of the SCIENTIFIC GAME PROMO LOTTERY-BELGIUM /
INTERNATIONAL, PROGRAMS held on 22nd September 2004. Your email address
attached to ticket number 130911 with serial number 31909 drew the
lucky numbers 9978-564-739, and consequently won the lottery in the 1st
category. You have therefore been approved of a lump sum pay out of
US$500,000.00 (FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS) in credited 
to file REF NO. ALMC/96581/5247/BE. This is from total prize money of
US$3,500,000.00 shared among the international winners in our 1st -5th
categories. All participants were selected through a computer ballot 
system drawn form 35,000 company email addresses and 50,000,000 
individual email addresses from Australia, New Zealand, America, 
Europe, North America and Asia as part of International Promotions 
Program, which is conducted annually.
CONGRATULATIONS! Your fund is now in custody of a financial
company insured in your FILE REFERENCE. Due to the mix up of some
numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award strictly from public
notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to 
your account. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double 
claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this program. This 
lottery program was promoted by our group of philanthropist headed 
by Mr. Bill Gates. We hope with part of your prize, you will participate 
in our end of year high stakes of US$10,000,000 million Dollars 
International Lottery.
To begin your claim, please contact your file/claim officer:
MR.WALTER GUGI of ALVO INTERNATIONAL LOTTO.NV/SA
(BRUSSELS - BELGIUM).
On TEL:+32-479-390-121/+32-4741-621-916.
Please be informed that NON RESIDENCE of BELGIUM will be required
to procure an Affidavit of lotto claim papers/Court clearance certificate 
from the Court prior to award payment policy of the Belgian Gaming Board 
and required by the paying Financial Company.
Please be aware that your Paying Authority will Effect Payment Swiftly 
upon satisfactory Report, Verifications and validation provided by this
processing Agent. For due processing and remittance of your winning prize 
to designated account of your choice, please treat as urgent.
Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 10th October 
2004.After this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed.
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delay and complications, please 
remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every one of your
correspondences with your agent. Furthermore, should there be any change of
your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.
PLEASE NOTE THAT EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE SENT AS AN E-MAIL ATTACHMENT TO
ENHANCE ELIGIBLE VIEW.
Congratulations once again from our team of staff and thank you for being 
part of our promotional program. Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is 
AUTOMATICALY DISQUALIFIED.
Sincerely,
Rosaline Van sorgeloof(Mrs)
(Lottery Coordinator)



This one is spooky as hell. No joke; it is plain creepy.









BRIGIT WILLEM 	    willemlottobv@netscape.net                Sep 24
FROM: THE DESK OF THE LOTTO CHANCELLOR,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
REF: KIY/47560460037/11.
BATCH: 24/23567/YHI
ATTENTION:
RE/ AWARD NOTIFICATION; FINAL NOTICE We are pleased to
inform you of the announcement today, 25th-09-2004 of winners of the
REAL EXCHANGE LOTTO PROMO ,THE GLOBAL MEGA LOTTERY INT., PROGRAMS AMSTERDAM 
held on 13 June,2004 through computer ballot system Your company/You
email,is attached to ticket number 023-5876-790-279, with serial number 3673-10
drew the lucky numbers 43-14-42-37-69-25, and consequently won the lottery
in the first category  You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay
out of US$800 000:00 in cash credited to file REF:KIY /47560460037/02.
This is from total prize money of US$90,000,000.00 shared among the 25 i
nternational winners in this category. All participants were selected through a
computer ballot system drawn form 30,000 names from Australia, New Zealand,
America, Europe, North America, Asia, and Africa as part of International
Promotions Program, which is conducted annually.
CONGRATULATIONS! Your fund is now deposited with a Finance House
insuredin your name. Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that
you keep this award strictly from public notice until your claim has been
processed and your money remitted to your account. This is part of our security
protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this
program. We hope with a part of you prize, you will participate in our end of
year high stakes US$1.0 Billion Netherlands International Lottery. To begin
your claim, please contact our international claim agent:
Mr Mark Santos.
email:agentmarksantos@netscape.net
Tel:+31-616-106-314
INTERNATIONAL COORDINATOR,
For due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated
account of your choice. Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later
than
25th october, 2004. After this date, all funds will be returned as
unclaimed. NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please
remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every one of your
correspondences with your agent.Furthermore, should there be any change of your
address, do inform your claim's agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being part  of 
our promotions program.
Sincerely,
Mrs Brigit Willem
THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,GLOBAL MEGA LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL

N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will
result to disqualification.

THANKS FOR WINNING.



US$800 000:00? There is a colon and a space in your number. Normally I find the long-hand numbers superfluous, but in this case; I'd like to know what the hell that is. Eight Hundred Zillion?

A billion? Do you know how big that is? It is 3 times larger than the largest lottery ever. I'd think that would be in the news. If you're not going to use believable numbers; I suggest the following awards...







CUSTOMER SUPPORT /PRIZE AWARD DEPT. 	eurocustomercliamcenter@starspath.com Sep 25
EURO  MILLIONS INTERNATIONAL.
FROM: CUSTOMER SUPPORT /PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
REF: ELI/6345/02
BATCH: 5A/10/8666/EMPDA/SL.
RE: WINNING NOTIFICATION ,VERIFICATION AND CLAIM.
Sir/Madam,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Euro Million International 
programs held on the 18th August,2004. where all participants were selected 
through lucky email and number generator system from the internet,randomly 
drawn from over 100,000 COMPANIES
and 50,000,000. (individuals private/personal) email addresses all over the 
world with your personal, email-address attached to ticket number SL209/
EM334567 with serial number EL 5010019.drew lucky numbers 1, 9, 15, 23, 24, 
47 which consequently won the 2nd category,
you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 1,000,000.00 
Euros. (ONE MILLION EUROS ONLY) which is currectly insured in your favour.
This  funding was made possible by microsoft international to support the 
use of mircosoft software in conjunction with Spain's Loteras y Apuestos 
del Estado (organizers of the famous El Gordo Draw). Other European lotteries 
are lined up to join the Game later this year.
Visit our sites for more about our weekly lottery program;
https://internet-securenet.secure.powweb.com/lt/euromillions-pop.html
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
We ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims 
has been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our 
security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this 
program by some participants.
This special promotional program takes place every 16 months to promote our 
lottery program.
We hope with part of your winnings you will  equally take part to help promote 
our November participation in the convention/trade show for a growth 
innovation and reputation scheme.
http://www.wla2004.com/home.asp
To file for your claims, please contact our accreditated agent:
FRANCO PEREZ CONSULTA Y SEGURIDADES; (Spain)
 EMAIL:oficina-de-franco@consultant.com
     francoconsult@ipodmail.com.
Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 10th, November ,2004. 
After this date, all unclaimed funds will be retrieved and included in the 
next stake. Please note in order to
avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your 
reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as 
soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff.
Sincerely yours,
Ms Marilyn Riccardis.
Lottery Coordinator.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified



Winner! Most convoluted sentance structure. 104 words, 6 periods, 14 prepositional phrases...






I have received comments from people wanting to know if they'd won.
Let me now drop what little subtle I had. You did not win.