I am the Luckiest Person Ever XIX

I have received comments from people wanting to know if they'd won.
Let me now drop what little subtle I had. You did not win.

It has been a while since I've posted here... There are some new interesting things going around, though... Here we go again!




ITALIAN SUPERENALOTTO tivoli@adelphia.net                    	Feb 5 
Dear Winner,
We are pleased to inform you of the release of the long awaited results
of the
SUPERENALOTTO ANNUAL PROMOTION PROGRAM held June/July, 2006.
The Governing Council of the Italian superenalotto has finally  Decided
to award the winners.
The Winning combination of the competition is 29 - 31 - 41 - 44 - 64  -
73 - Jolly 1 - Superstar 46.
You are to file in your application to receiving your Two Million  Euro
immediately contact him.
Mr. Philipo  Alberto.
E-mail contact: info_superenapromoagent001@yahoo.it

send this following informations to him

I: Name, II: Address, III: Nationality, IV:Country of residence, V: Tel
Number,
VI: Occupation,VII:Sex,VIII:Date Of Birth.

Yours Faithfully,
Mrs.Divide.


I'm diggin' on the roman numerals... which makes sense... because of the Italy.

Anyway. This is a much more compact and less confusing scam. I'm guessing they were tired of answering questions.




Reference number:RHLP/2006-26954564- 5600-188   
		
	Robert Barr robertrbarr@shaw.ca 	 Feb 20, 2007
	
ROYAL HERITAGE LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL HEADQUARTERS UNITED KINGDOM.
REF NO: RHLP/200-26937564-75600545-188
BATCH: 2005MJL-01
Dear Lucky Winner,
ATTENTION
We happily announce to you the draw of the ROYAL HERITAGE MEGA JACKPOT 
LOTTERY WINNINGS PROGRAMS held on the 15th of February 2007 in London. 
Your e-mail address attached to Reference number:RHLP/2006-26954564- 
5600-188 with Serial number 76091/02 drew the lucky numbers: 19-6-26-13-2-7, 
which subsequently won you the lottery prize in the 3rd category.You have 
therefore been approved to claim a total sum of GBP.5,500,000.00 POUNDS 
(Five million five hundred thousand great ritain ounds) in cash credited 
to file W2045/1108309/06. This is from a total cash prize of . 
27,500,000.00 POUNDS,shared among the five (5) international winners in 
this category of this years Lottery Program Jackpot as the 2nd largest 
ever for the European Lottery.You were randomly selected for the online 
version from world wide web sites through a computer drawn system extracted 
from over 100,000 companies. Please note that your lucky winning number 
falls within our booklet representative office in Europe
 as indicated in our play coupon. In view of this, (Five million five 
hundred thousand great britain ounds) would be released to you through 
our paying bank .Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 
the 5th March,2007. All funds not Claimed on or before the fixed date will 
be penalized accordingly.Do email the above email addresses from now on,you 
are to contact your assigned claims officer.Immidiately you make contact 
with your claims agent you will be furnished with more informations on how 
to proceed.
Find below the direct contact E-mail of your claims agent:
AGENT: Mr.Gary Woodgate
Email: gwoodgate200@yahoo.co.uk
Tel:+44 701113 7730
CONGRATULATIONS FROM THE MEMBERS AND STAFF OF ROYAL HERITAGE  LOTTERY.
Faithfully,
Mr.Robert Barr.

Great ritain ounds!!! They're penalizing the funds! Those poor defenseless funds!











"POWERBALL LOTTO.BV" uyiken@yahoo.com    	Feb 18 

                  POWERBALL LOTTO. BV
               POWERBALL-WHEEL E-GAME 2006

             Dear Consolation Prize Winner,

       NOTICE OF CONSOLATION PRIZE WINNING

This email confirms that you have been notified of by the POWERBALL INTER 
LOTTO BV The Netherlands of your email lottery winning for 2006 Powerball 
Lotto - Wheel E-game held on 2nd January 2007.

We wish to congratulate you on the selection of your email coupon number 
which was selected among the 45 lucky consolation prize winners.
Your email ID identified with Coupon No.PBL2348974321 and was selected by 
Electronic Random Selection System (ERSS) with entries from the 50,000 
different email addresses enrolled for the Lotto-Wheel E-game.
Your email ID included among the 50,000 different email addresses 
wheresubmitted by our partner international email provider companies.

Prize Ref No.:  PBL/CN/6654/CP
Lottery Group: Consolation Prize Group
Prize Amount:US $500,000 Five Hundred Thousand Dollars OnlyYou are required 
to file claims for your lottery prize winning by contacting the Lottery 
Claims Processing Officer with your winning information provided above.

Lottery Claims Officer:
Name:    Mr.Madison Smith
Email:   madison_smith01@yahoo.co.uk
Tel:     0031616585477 or +31616064746
Fax:     0031620579576 or +31620579576

Congratulations once again from all our staffs on your consolation prize 
winning, we hope you will partake in our forth coming Powerball Lotto-Wheel 
Email-games.

Yours truly,

Mrs.Birgit Romio
(Lottery Co-ordinator)

OK. This exact scam has been ongoing for multiple years now, and they still haven't fixed the bug in their software that strips out random spaces and punctuation? Colour me disappointed.











Notification:: You are winner of 1.5 million euros cash reuu  
		
"europeansloto @ aim. com" europeansloto1@aim.com     Feb 17 

CLAIM NOTICE
MICROSOFT INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS LOTTO.NL COMPANY
AMSTERDAM THE-NETHERLANDS
www.lotto.nl
REF NO: 428/77/UML,
BATCH NO: 46/304/GMA.

                                        AWARD WINNING PROMOTION.
Dear Lucky Winner,
We are pleased to inform you that you are one of the selected winners of the lotto.nl Promotion held on
Monday 15th Febuary, 2007. Your email address attached to ticket number 564 64701565 177, with
serial number 7288/03 drew the lucky numbers 42-6-37-13-37-8; the lottery was categorized into four
zonal (Africa, America, Europe and Asia) stages. Consequently you have won the lottery in the 2nd
category. You have therefore been approved for lump sum pay out of Euros 1.500,000.00 (One Million
Five Hundred Thousand Euros ) Credited to file Ref No: 428/77/UML,Batch No. 46/304/GMA.

ELIGIBILITY:
This promotion is offered only electronically via the Internet and is open to all persons from age 18 years
and above with a valid email address and who live in any of the aforementioned countries. This
promotion is void in all other countries and is also void where prohibited. Principals and employees of the
lotto.nl lottery company and its respective Parents, subsidiaries and their immediate families are not
eligible to participate in this promotion.
CLAIMS PROCEDURES:

It is our standard practice to allocate accredited paying bank for the processing of claims application. It is
even more imperative for overseas winners. To begin your claims , you are therefore advised as a matter
of urgency, to contact the under listed licensed and accredited paying bank for the processing of your
prize award winning. Please contact the clearing house (through your paying bank only) the body
assigned with the verification of all emergent winner. Therefore all protocols laid down by them must be
followed so as to facilitate your claims process;

Claims Verification Unit Post Access Bank
Contact Person Barister  Richard Morgan
Telephone :0031 629 593 750
Fax:0031-847 465 672
Email: europeansloto@aim.com

When contacting the paying bank, you are to provide them with
1. Your winning reference and batch numbers: REF NO: 411/77/UML, BATCH NO: 48/304/GMA
2. Your full name and address:
3. Your contact telephone number:
4.Quote amount won.
5.Photo copy of passport or driver"s licence


Remember, you must contact the paying bank verification unit not later than two weeks of receiving this
notification. After this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed to head quater account.
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to Quote your
reference and batch numbers in every one of your correspondences with your bank. Furthermore you are
seriously advised to keep all winning lottery information and numbers from the public this is in line with our
company security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by
unscrupulous individuals.
Congratulations once again from all members of staffs and thank you for being part of our Promotions
program.
Yours Sincerely,
MRS. SMITH  MANUEL.
MICROSOFT INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY/GAME CO-ORDINATOR,
LOTTO.NL INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS..

hhlxieytvblgxxithpncw


Blah, blah... Oh! Wait! A secret code! "hhlxieytvblgxxithpncw" What could this mean?

Maybe it is a simple Rot13 encoded thing! "uuykvrlgioytkkvgucapj". Hrm. Not likely.

How about Rot47? "99=I:6JEG3=8II:E9A?4H". Hrm... looks like more of something.

Let's try a frequency analyzed Caesar Cipher... "OOSEPLFACISNEEPAOWUJD"... hrm. nothing. Probably just a plain ID number. Curses! I had hopes.








megalotto800  megalotto800@libero.it           Feb 21
serial number 3673-10
ticket number 023-5876-790-
REF:KIY /47560460037/02
LUCKY:numbers 43-14-42-37-69-25,

We are pleased to inform you that your e-mail address has won the
Mega lottery of ($800.000) Eight Hundred Thousand Dollars program 
held on 19th February 2007, released today 21st February 2007.you are to contact'

MR TONY VAN MORE
Tel: +31-6430 721 66
Email:tonyvanmore1001@aol.com

Mrs. Brigit Willem.
THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER, GLOBAL MEGA LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL N.B.
Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will Result
to disqualification

All participants below the age of18 are automatically disqualified


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We have another clear, easy-to-understand one from the Netherlands. The $800,000 (USD?) isn't large enough to make the news - so points to that as well.









WINNER IN THE FIRST QUARTER 2007!!!   			Feb 23
		
lottointlpromo lottointlpromo@libero.it 	
	
Koningen Julianaplein 21, 2391 BD
Denhaag, The Netherlands
(Lotto affiliate with Subscriber Agents).
From: Mrs A. van Zand (Lottery Co-ordinator)


ATTN:

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lotto.nl Winners International 
programs held on the 23rd of Febuary,2007.

 Your e-mail address attached to ticket #: 465216572 with prize #: 58287449 NL 
drew A 1,000,000.00 which was first in the first class of the draws.

 You are to receive 800,000,00(Eight Hundered Thousand  Euros).

 Because of mix up in cash pay-outs, we ask that you keep your winning information 
confidential until your money (800,000,00) has been fully remitted to you by our 
accredited pay-point bank.

 This measure must be adhere to,in order to avoid  loss of your cash prize - 
winners of our cash prizes are advised to adhere to these instructions to 
forestall the abuse of this program by other participants.

 It is important to note that this draws were conducted formally, and winners 
are selected through an internet ballot system from 50,000 individual and 
companies e-mail addresses - the draws are conducted around the world through 
our internet based ballot system.

 The promotion is sponsored and promoted Lotto.nl.

 We congratulate you once again.

 We hope you will use part of it in our next draws; the jackpot winning is 
€85million.

 Remember,all winnings must be claimed not later than 20days from today.

After this date all unclaimed cash prize will be forfeited and included in 
the next sweepstake.

 Please, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications remember to 
quote personal and winning numbers in all correspondence with us. 
Congratulations once again from all members of lotto.nl.

Thanks you for being part of our promotional program.

For immediate release of your cash prize to you, please kindly contact our 
Paying Bank.
address written below.

Send them the following informations:

(i)  Your name,
(ii) Contact telephone and fax numbers
(iii) Contact Address
(iv) Your winning numbers
(v) Quote amount won.
(vi) Notification date.

Contact: Person Mac Van Hogved
E-mail:lotinterpromo@aol.co.uk


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Wait. I drew 1,000,000... but I only get 800,000? Just when I think these are starting to look up in quality; Wham! Craplitude! (on a side note, I'm shooting for number one on Google for 'craplitude')






IRISH NATIONAL LETTERY info.message03@unowetiniwanyanso.com 	Mar 2  
THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR PROMOTIONS,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
THE NATIONAL LOTTERY.
MORTIMER HOUSE ,MORTIMER STREET,
LONDON, W1T3JH
UNITED KINGDOM.

NOTIFICATION  (IRISH ON 2007)
Ref No: MZ/7863X1/68
Batch Number: AT-040SB06-03
Lucky Numbers: 34.13.26.19.02.12.[08] Bonus Ball

2nd Feb,2007.

ATTENTION: WINNER ,
 You have been Selected in the irish ON 2007 Lottery Program. Our
lotteryprogram selection has finally been performed today which was held at
the Marina office. UK Promotion is a joint Euro/America private lottery
registered and organized in accordance with the World Lottery
Regulation act.
 We the The National Lottery organizing committee are pleased to
officially notify you of the status of your email application. An official
notification of winning is hereby issued to you as your email promotion
ticket randomly drew for the Lucky Numbers: 34.13.26.19.02.12.[08]Bonus
Ball ,which selected your email as the 2ND winner of our lottery
program you have consequently won the lottery program in the first
batch.

Suffice to say here, We have officially approved a sum payout of
£500,000.00  GBP  to you as the lottery winner. This amount is from total
prize cash of £1,500,000.00 GBP randomly distributed among Three
(3)international winners selected by our Lottery Random System Selection(LRSS).

You are hereby required to contact our claims agent below.

FIDUCIARY DEPT:
NAME: DR ROSS WASHINGTON.
(CLAIMS OFFICER)

Email:  fiduciary04@yahoo.com
VERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE  FORM
FULL NAMES :
AGE:
SEX:
ADDRESS:
COUNTRY:
MARITAL STATUS:
OCCUPATION:
PHONE NUMBER:
FAX NUMBER:
LUCKY NUMBER :
REF NUMBER:
Congratulations from all our staff for being part of IRISH
2007 LOTTERY PROGRAM.
Sincerely,

jynie Bently.
ONLINE CO-ORDINATOR


Lucky Number!? There are so many to choose from! If they were all prime, I could just multiply them into one über-lucky number... There's just no way to do that non-destructively with composites. I just don't know what I should do.








I have received comments from people wanting to know if they'd won.
Let me now drop what little subtle I had. You did not win.