- I'm not sure how large this number is, but I'm pretty sure it is
between 11 and 21 inclusive. Nominally used to mean any absurd use
of a specific number. e.g. "I had to enter a product activation code of 'A ampersand g g L P 7 eleventeen something..."
- This number is relatively small (usually under 30). It is used in conjunction with
a specific task (or task iteration). e.g. "I told you for the umpteenth
time - 'No swimming with the sharks!'"
I've never used this number, nor have I ever hear it be used. It may be regional.
It refers to an indeterminute number between 30 and 59. e.g. "Age the pizza for
thirty-twelve days in the frigde before throwing it out."
- Probably the only legally specific non-real number. I've made out many a check
for this amount. e.g. "Pay to the order of DishNetwork; Fourty dollars
This is interesting, as it functions like a single-name
'place-holder number' (dozen, hundred, thousand, million).
You may have "oodles of puppies", but you cannot have "an oodle of puppies" or
"half an oodle of puppies". So it may never exist in a singular, or fractional form.
Unlike 'plethora', oodle does not have a connotation of excess. e.g. "I have
oodles of trading cards, but you have a plethora."
Any incomprehensibly large number. For a five-year-old $100 is about equal
to "a zillion dollars". For an average adult, this number is certainly greater
than 100,000... but it depends on context. e.g. "That company charges
zillions if you want them to consult.
More than a zillion... possibly as small as 2 zillion.
(can also be spelled bizillion or bahzillion [rare].)
Larger than 'bazillion' probably by at least 2 degrees of magnitude. e.g. Algeria's
national debt is like umpteen gazillion dollars.
(can also be spelled gahzillion [rare].)
Larger even than 'gazillion' (again) by about a factor of 100.
This variant is very rare. [specifically, it is 3 degrees of magnitude more rare]
e.g. Algeria's national debt is like umpteen gazillion dollars.
(can also be spelled trizillion [rare].)
This is getting silly. I will also include in this definition "quintzillion".
While I'm at it - I'm going to make up "sexzillion" and "heptzillion"; neither
of which exist as of C.E. 2002 but will probably crop up as the need for
mind-bogglingly-seeming large indeterminite number increases.
Mathematics or comparisons of any sort are nigh impossible (n/0) with these numbers.
These "numbers" are English constructs, not mathematical ones.
I personally wish they didn't exist.
Hyperbole can just as easily be achieved with actual numbers, though it is easier to spot hyperbole with invented numbers.
I'm also not sure if the sequence is "zillion, bazillion, trazillion" or "zillion, trazillion, bazillion".
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