Trojan Email Chronicle
> FROM: firstname.lastname@example.org
> TO: Trojan Army Listserv <Trojans-L@troy.org>
> RE: WARNING!! BEWARE GREEKS BEARING GIFTS!
> Hey Hector,
> This was forwarded to me by Cassandra--it looks legit. Please
> distribute to Priam, Hecuba, and your 99 siblings.
>> WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
>> IF YOU RECEIVE A GIFT IN THE SHAPE OF A LARGE WOODEN HORSE DO NOT
>> DOWNLOAD IT!!!! It is EXTREMELY DESTRUCTIVE AND WILL OVERWRITE YOUR
>> ENTIRE CITY! YOU WILL LOSE EVERYTHING!
>> The "gift" is disguised as a large wooden horse about two stories
>> tall. It tends to show up outside the city gates and appears to be
>> DO NOT let it through the gates! It contains hardware that is
>> incompatible with Trojan programming, including a crowd of heavily
>> armed Greek warriors that will destroy your army, sack your town,
>> and kill your women and children. If you have already received such
>> a gift, DO NOT OPEN IT! Take it back out of the city unopened and
>> set fire to it by the beach.
>> FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!
>> Poseidon /|
>> +--> /^^^^^\ /
>> +===================+---> <o\\ X|
>> +--> ^-----/ \
RE: Greeks bearing gifts
I hate to break to you, but this is one of the oldest hoaxes there
is. I've seen variants on this warning come through on other
listservs, one involving some kind of fruit that was supposed to
kill the people who ate it and one having to do with something
called the "Midas Touch." Here are a few tipoffs that this is a
1) This "Forward this message to everyone you know" crap. If it were
really meant as a warning about the Greek army, why tell anyone to
post it to the Phonecians, Sumerians, and Cretans?
2) Use of exclamation points. Always a giveaway.
3) It's signed "from Poseidon." Granted he's had his problems with
Odysseus but he's one of their guys, isn't he? Besides, the lack of
a real header with a detailed address makes me suspicious.
4) Technically speaking, there is no way for a horse to overwrite
your entire city. A horse is just an animal, after all.
Next time you get a message like this, just delete it. I appreciate
your concern, but once you've been around the block a couple times
you'll realize how annoying this kind of stuff is.