I did something incredibly lame; and I admit that. Let me talk you through the process.

I was up very late last night listening to the LifeZero show.
One of the hosts, Ben Durbin, I recognized from the "MacBreak Tech" show mentioned he was on Twitter.
I looked at what he had to say, and found this:

I'm calling it: "Yak-Sized Piece of Grit That Flew Into My Eye, Causing 15 Seconds of Painful Disorientation" for oboe and pianoforte. 02:02 PM May 01, 2008

"Huh", I thought. "That should exist."
And now it does.