Tears of Joyent!
Holy man. Incompetech has a new server - and it is good. Like, very very good.
I actually have a hard time believing it is so good.
The thing is lightning fast, has well enough bandwidth, and runs the awesome Solaris.
I'm almost crying it is so nice. Thank you Joyent!
For having the first web hosting service that just Worked, and doesn't seem to have any capacity issues, I'm going to recommend these guys 98%* for all of your highish-end web hosting needs.
* check back in a month for the other 2%.