Last Two on Earth
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- Male: 1
Female: 1 Either: 1
- Description
A man and a woman are the last two on earth. Should they repopulate the world, or just keep playing the game of chess they've already started?
- Rating
Some adult themes
- Reviews
"Like a modern day, miniature 'Waiting for Godot' with more of a sense of hopeful humor" - Mary Steffel
- Production History
St. Norbert College - 2000
Venture Theatre - 2006
- Excerpt
WOMAN
We should have a baby. Together.
MAN
Together.
WOMAN
You and I.
MAN
Yeah, I figured.
WOMAN
We should.
MAN
What's the point?
WOMAN
We're the last of humanity. The final chance. (Moves a piece and hits timer.)
MAN
I don't even know you. (Moves a piece and hits timer.)
WOMAN
What does it matter? (Moves a piece and hits timer.)
MAN
I like to know what I'm conquering. (Moves a piece and hits timer.)
WOMAN
Conquering? Huh. (Moves a piece and hits timer.)
MAN
Besides. What's the point?
WOMAN
To save humanity. To revive what's left.
MAN
You want to bring that back? Did you see how awful we treated each other? Genocide. (Moves a piece.) Global pollution. (Moves a piece.) Car bombs. (Moves a piece.) Rape. (Moves a piece.) Murder. (Moves a piece.) And don't even get me started on the Holocost. (Moves a piece three times and finally hits the timer)
WOMAN
You just took eight turns.
MAN
I was on a roll.
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