Village Consort
Picture a pixellated medieval village… cause that’s what this is. It is the kind of music we think they played back in the day. It is not historically. But I’m okay with that, because we also didn’t have lich-kings, lich-mages, lich-illithids, lich-warriors, or lich-archers. We did have lichens, though… I like lichens!
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March of the Spoons
How can you tell if a piece of music is intended to be comedic? Pizzicato strings and a bass clarinet! This piece has it all! Pizzicato strings? Check! Bass clarinet? You bet! Throw in some staccato high winds and you got yourself a great comedic piece! Going out on a date and want to appear more entertaining? Bring a bass clarinet! Bass clarinet players I think also get discounts at T.G.I.Fridays; Double bonus!
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Mischief Maker
Hey buddy, wanna buy a ferret? How about a trained ferret? Okay, I didn’t really train her… she just has a predisposition to things. She stuffs squirrels into boxes, feeds them sugary treats and then empties the boxes though mailslots. Well, if you’re not going to buy her, how about some nails… to keep your mailslot closed.
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