|Poppers and Prosecco
"Poppers and Prosecco"
Instruments: Trombone, Piano, Bass, Drums
Feel: Grooving, Bright, Relaxed
What's the difference between a dead frog in the road, and a dead trombone player in the road? The frog was probably going to a gig! Hah! Get it? Well... it took me 8 years to get it, so let me explain. When you go out hunting frogs, that is called "gigging". Gigging is bad for a frog. When you go out playing an instrument in a band for money, that is called "gigging". Gigging is good for a trombone player... but man, you gotta be good. You pretty much need a bass player and a drummer... not many people need a trombone player, so they typically don't get many gigs... Did I explain that right? Wait, let me start over...
Instruments: Vibes, Piano, Bass, Drums
Feel: Calming, Grooving, Relaxed
Welcome to the lobby of the FUTURE! Luxurious automatic ashtrays, and modern green vinyl furnishings set off the shag carpeted walls. Enjoy a Rusty Nail from our cheerful bar staff (with a complimentary cheese and fruit plate before 5pm). We feature prime rib dinners every day that ends in a "y"! Remember to tip the bellhops at least 5 cents per bag. Enjoy your stay! This was written 2 years before it was published, because I didn't have a good enough upright bass sample to make it go.
|Secret of Tiki Island
"Secret of Tiki Island"
Instruments: Bass, Piano, Percussion, Vibes, Guitar, Vocals, Organ
Feel: Eerie, Grooving, Mysterious, Calming
Co-written with Bryan Teoh while he was on vacation (Thanks Bryan!) this is all the mystery and chill groove you need. So come on you cats and swingers, enjoy yourself a Jet Pilot (served in a pineapple of course) and help unravel the Secret of Tiki Island! Can you save yourself and the island from the Volcano!? No. Of course you can't. It is a freaking VOLCANO. If the pyroclastic flows and lahars don't kill you, the carbon dioxide and hydrogen sulfide probably will. Uncompressed download comes with 10 different stems so you can mix your own!
Instruments: Bass, Organ, Guitar, Percussion
Feel: Aggressive, Bouncy, Grooving
Funky drum machines? Yes, please! Also a killer bass line. This is both big and fun... kind of like the Paul Bunyan Experience... if Paul Bunyan were hip. Unlike most of my tunes, this one has an actual ending! Uncompressed download comes with all the parts to make your own mixes - should this one be insufficient.
Instruments: Drums, Bass, SynthBass, Guitar, Vibes, Percussion
Feel: Dark, Grooving, Relaxed
Jazzy! Gumshoe-y! Mystery-y! I suck at making adjectives. Who needs adjectives anyway! I'm fine without adjectives. How fine without adjectives, you may ask? I can't say - as that would require some sort of descriptor! And I don't need descriptors in my writings... Maybe one... tiny little... NO! What am I thinking!? I refuse! I've completely had it with adjectives! Hah! Adverbs work perfectly fine! Woohoo! Adverbs! And before I get mail... adjectives killed my family, so I can go off on them all I want.
Instruments: Piano, Bass, Drums, Vibes, Saxes, Trumpet, Flute
Feel: Grooving, Mysterious
The year is... I have no idea. Timeless. Could be now, could be in the 1950s. Super cool jazz for your hardcore detectives! Also useful for beat poets! Also useful for ennui or boredom! Well, interesting sorts of boredom. You can download this in high quality with separate instrument files here!
|In Your Arms
"In Your Arms"
Instruments: Trumpets, Trombones, Saxophones, Bass, Drums
Feel: Bright, Relaxed
A piece of music from a more elegant time, 1940. This is a beautiful slow piece that will make you want to pick up some champagne and go off slow dancing with people... or penguins. I like penguins. And now some searchable words: Big Band. 1940s. Forties. Formal Party. Penguin Slow Dance. No Whammies. You can download this in uncompressed format here. Download comes with individual tracks so you can make your own mixes.
Instruments: Organ, Bass, Percussion, Flute, Electric Piano, Guitar
Going to the grocery store? Need a theme for that? Maybe you've got a swank cocktail party that needs some swank music? All of these things are possible and more with this upbeat organ-based piece! You can download this in uncompressed format here. Download comes with individual tracks so you can make your own mixes.
Instruments: Piano, Bass, Synths, Percussion, Drums, Congas
Feel: Grooving, Relaxed
You hip? You really hip? Oh, yeah you are! This piece comes from the coolest hippest parts of solar system... from a 1960s pad on the moon. Oh yeah. Dig it, man... dig it. The uncompressed download also comes with an even more chill mix. You can download this in uncompressed format here! Download comes with individual tracks so you can make your own mixes.
|On the Ground
|Rollin at 5