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aka miscellany, aka hodge-podge, aka potpourri

All this really means is that I own a thesaurus.
This is a collection of small items that fit nowhere else.

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For those who are unaware, Pete is Peter Eckenrod. He is a computer programmer originally from Wisconsin. He now works for a large bank in New York. Pete kicks ass on many levels both technical and social. He had a fan club for a while, but that has since died out; I'm thinking about resurrecting it because Pete deserves a fanclub.

Brits are Bad Drinking Buddies
Microsoft vs. Psychic Friends - With forward by Pete
Pete, Steve, and Chandler - A story.
PeteChat(tm) - A chat snippet. Perl knowlege required.
Pete's Perl Poetry
Pete's Microsoft Letter
Pete's Packer Bratwurst
Pete's Views - on the ideal gas law.

The Archives

Fun with Optics - Binoculars and a digital camera.
The Continuing Saga of Ashley Furniture!
A Catalog of Amazon.com Box Sizes
DelayCalc for setting your digital delay settings just right when producing music.
My View from the Luxor
Date Formats Thank you for playing.
Weight Loss Tips
Crickets and Britney Spears
Water Warfare - SEE! The Mega-Bucket 5000! EXPERIENCE! The Super-Control Nozzle 3250!
The Johnny Suade Chronicles - um... no comment...
New Age Album Generator - It isn't pretty yet...
Pro Shui - Feng shui for pro wrestlers
Leap Year Emails - New!
Incompetence Study - Actual research. Atually hoarked from another site.
Slashdot Trollin' - A song. (you need to know both about Slashdot and trolling for this to work.)
Really Bad Jokes - Don't say I didn't warn you.

Sleepy Hollow Review
Bumper Sticker Idea
Have a Heart - A recent email hoax rant
Leap Year FAQ - thing someone mailed me.
Conservation of IQ - Original rant.
Parachuting Cow - and other ascii art.
Happy Colon - From MikeCo!
Perl Encryptor - Also a dolphin.
Mission Statement - The purpose of incompetech.
New words - Some original stuff.
Why be a guy - Stolen.
EPA Outlaws Salt - Mmmm satire.
Dueling Physics Guys - Commentary on the cut-throat world of Physics.
Art of the Bad Web Site - Written long, long ago
Chain Letter Response - Smarmy, yet useful.
Public Domain Emoticon - Hope you like! :)
Kevin's Views on Parenting - Its small: read it.
Nostradamus! - How does he keep getting things right retroactively?
Interpreting Nostradamus! - You can do it too!
WWW - The drinking game - Fun for most ages.
Lunch at the H/P Cafeteria - Customer service you may have experienced.
Good Times Virus Update
Hitler Mistakes - Stolen from somewhere. Edited.
MST Names - Stolen
Power, Work, and Money - Stolen from somewhere. Edited.
Jedi Redneck thing someone mailed me.
Trojan Email - thing someone mailed me.
Splorg - A Personal Home Page.
Snow White In Portuguese!
Internet Marketing - A serious short piece
Shrimp Linguini In a box.

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