"March of the Spoons"

Instruments: Bass Clarinet, Basses, Cellos, Violas, Violins, Flutes, Clarinets, Oboes, Drums

Feel: Bouncy, Grooving, Humorous

How can you tell if a piece of music is intended to be comedic? Pizzicato strings and a bass clarinet! This piece has it all! Pizzicato strings? Check! Bass clarinet? You bet! Throw in some staccato high winds and you got yourself a great comedic piece! Going out on a date and want to appear more entertaining? Bring a bass clarinet! Bass clarinet players I think also get discounts at T.G.I.Fridays; Double bonus!

ISRC: USUAN1700008
Uploaded: 2017-01-16

Sheet Music: Available!

85 bpm

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March of the Spoons Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Hidden Wonders"

Instruments: Santur, Strings, Tanpura, Percussion

Feel: Grooving, Dark, Mysterious

Would you like to sample my wares? I specialize in non-djinn-infested housewares! Djinn-free spoons, Djinn-free curtains, Djinn-free spices, mostly Djinn-free oil lamps, Djinn-free flying carpets (still magic, but not Djinn powered). Come on in to Gazeem's Discount mostly-Djinn-free Housewares Tent! You won't be disappointed... unless you want a Djinn, then go see Maghrib.

ISRC: USUAN1700006
Uploaded: 2017-01-09

75 bpm

Genre: World

Length: 3:00

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Hidden Wonders Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Mega Hyper Ultrastorm"

Instruments: Synths, Drums

Feel: Action, Bouncy, Grooving

Player One Up! Ready! Go! Health 100%. Weasel Gun Equipped. This is sort of how I imagined 80s electronic music people tried to copy the distorted guitars of the day, but with 8bit sound sources. It doesn't sound like guitars at all, but it does sound like people trying to sound like guitars... and that's a thing now.

ISRC: USUAN1700003
Uploaded: 2017-01-02

220 bpm

Genre: Electronica

Length: 3:13

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Mega Hyper Ultrastorm Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Pookatori and Friends"

Instruments: Synths, Drums

Feel: Bright, Bouncy, Grooving

Are your eyeballs soft? Let's be delightful with Pookatori! It is extremely happy to drink when you are thirsty. Pookatori will help! Pookatori always helps! Are you aware of your own defect? Pookatori will smile to your grandmother every day! Would you like a beautiful pie? Pookatori has many friends made from a magic and people balls. Let's have fun with Pookatori's friends! Do you like to absorbing? Functional!!

ISRC: USUAN1700002
Uploaded: 2017-01-02

124 bpm

Genre: Electronica

Length: 4:08

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Pookatori and Friends Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Too Cool"

Instruments: Synths, Percussion

Feel: Grooving, Relaxed

You know when you watch a vampire movie and then you walk out into the real world, but you're still sort of in the fictional world because it looked like the real world... and that's where you are now. I call this Persistence of Fiction, and it feels awesome! Capture some fiction by playing this track while walking to the bus... er the Vampire Bus! or waiting in line at the Vampire DMV or sorting Vampire Direct Mail Ads or doing some Vampire Macrame.

ISRC: USUAN1600068
Uploaded: 2016-12-22

80 bpm

Genre: Urban

Length: 3:02

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Too Cool Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Special Spotlight"

Instruments: Synths, Percussion

Feel: Bouncy, Driving, Grooving

So you're producing an interview segment! Problem is most people suck at being interviewed. Like... almost everyone. What do you do? You could send the non-media professional to an improv class, you could do 5 pre-interview coachings, or you could schedule a 3-day "pre-interview" at an all-inclusive beach resort in hopes that you will "share a moment" and uncover some goddamn humanity in your interview subject. Or. You could just put some interesting music behind the segment. If your crap interview is longer than this piece Do NOT loop this music - fire your editor.

ISRC: USUAN1600067
Uploaded: 2016-12-22

126 bpm

Genre: Electronica

Length: 3:12

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Special Spotlight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Rainbows"

Instruments: Marimba, Ukulele, Cello, Drums, Percussion

Feel: Bright, Calming, Grooving

Light and refreshing as a summer's day! I really just should lift ad copy for laundry detergent and fabric softener for this one. Springtime Fresh Scent! Pure and Simple! Brightens! Gentle on Fabrics! Great Value! Easy-pour Bottle! Marimbas!

ISRC: USUAN1600063
Uploaded: 2016-10-22

110 bpm

Genre: Soundtrack

Length: 3:39

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Rainbows Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"On My Way"

Instruments: Bass, Guitar, Flutes, Clarinets, Vibes, Drums

Feel: Bright, Calming, Grooving

If you're not adding to the narrative; get out of the way! This piece gets out of the way... You can put it under any monolog, dialog, timelapse... actually, with a timelapse, you could probably find something a little more interesting with some pacing, or something. So... this is for those sure nice videos. Guaranteed* to offend as few people as possible! *"Guaranteed" is used in this context for entertainment purposes only.

ISRC: USUAN1600062
Uploaded: 2016-10-22

126 bpm

Genre: Soundtrack

Length: 4:13

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On My Way Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Fearless First"

Instruments: Guitar, Bass, Drums, Flute

Feel: Driving, Grooving

Before you complain about the bass, that is the entire point of this mix. It is scary-bass... yet somehow subdued. If this bass was a car, it would be a cement mixer... That's a terrible analogy. Forgetting for the moment that a cement mixer isn't a car... I guess they have the ones that are mounted on big trucks - and those trucks share a lot in common with cars, you know steering wheels, engines, tires, and the soon-to-be-anachronistic internal combustion engine. Anyway, if you don't like the bass you can pretty easily EQ it to a reasonable level, or buy the stems and remix it yourownself. Before you complain about the use of the word "yourownself", I wrote it. You understood it. It is a word. There is also some dreamy flute in here.

ISRC: USUAN1600058
Uploaded: 2016-10-12

92 bpm

Genre: Soundtrack

Length: 3:16

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Fearless First Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Delightful D"

Instruments: Synth, Percussion

Feel: Bright, Driving, Grooving

Welcome to the Holiday Inn, Airport. The presentation will begin shortly. SUCCESS starts with your ATTITUDE! If you are not EARNING, make sure you are LEARNING! AMBITION is the path to success. PERSISTENCE is the vehicle you arrive in. Success is doing the OPPOSITE of what everyone else is DOING! Actually... don't take this last one too literally. If everyone else is using the door, don't try walking through a wall (or whatever the opposite of a "door" is). I mean... there is a reason most people do the same things. Usually because they make sense. Oh, sure... it is okay to QUESTION what people are doing, but just doing the opposite... probably not great. The future of NETWORK MARKETING is UNLIMITED! Oh... Also a bit of hyperbole here. I mean, it literally cannot exceed the gross output of all the world's economies - and will likely top out far before that due to INEFFICIENCIES and REGULATION.

ISRC: USUAN1600057
Uploaded: 2016-10-02

120 bpm

Genre: Electronica

Length: 3:04

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Delightful D Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"BossaBossa"

Instruments: Piano, Bass, Drums, Guitar

Feel: Calming, Grooving, Bright

What makes a Bossa Nova a Bossa Nova? Whatever it is, this has it double! Or maybe it is just compensating for its relatively simple chord progression. Enjoy your Bossa! Probably. Probably a Bossa Nova.

ISRC: USUAN1600055
Uploaded: 2016-10-02

77 bpm

Genre: Latin

Length: 2:47

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BossaBossa Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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