"Joey's Formal Waltz - Scented"

Instruments: Electric Piano, Guitar, Bass, Kit, Farts

Feel: Calm, Grooving, Humorous

It's your Grade 10 Formal and no one is dancing. All the usual cliques are in all the usual places, and questions are spinning around in your head... Would Alex actually dance with me? How can I make that happen? What's that smell? Did I wear deodorant? What exactly do I do with my left hand!? How big IS the Holy Ghost!??? It is my sincerest wish that this piece be requested at every high-school aged formal dance, for obvious reasons. Also available in unscented.

ISRC: USUAN2100013
Uploaded: 2021-06-08

80 bpm

Genre: Contemporary

Length: 5:01

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Joey's Formal Waltz - Scented Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Dance of the Tuba Plum Fairy"

Instruments: Tubas, Trombones, Trumpets, Piano, Bells, Percussion

Feel: Humorous

Mrs. Johnson's 4 grade band presents Tchaikovsky's "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies"! Featuring: Jacob on Tuba, Hailey on Euphonium, Kaylee and Caleb on Trombone, Jayden and Joey on Trumpet, Riley on Bass Drum, Abigail on Snare Drum, Zoey on Cymbals, Aubrey on Glockenspiel, Ethan on Sleigh Bells, and Mrs. Johnson on Piano. Arrangement by Kevin MacLeod.

ISRC: USUAN1900027
Uploaded: 2019-12-09

140 bpm

Genre: Holiday

Length: 0:48

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Dance of the Tuba Plum Fairy Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Holiday Weasel"

Instruments: Cello, Bassoon, Xylophone, Flutes, Clarinets, Percussion

Feel: Dark, Bouncy, Humorous

Rhythms are not copyrightable. Don't even start!

ISRC: USUAN1900028
Uploaded: 2019-12-09

73 bpm

Genre: Holiday

Length: 1:25

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Holiday Weasel Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Krampus Workshop"

Instruments: Cello, Bassoons, Trumpet, Xylophone, French Horns, Flute, Glockenspiel, Tuba, Trombones, Percussion, Chimes

Feel: Dark, Driving, Humorous

Is it looking a little claymation in here, or is it just me?

ISRC: USUAN1900029
Uploaded: 2019-12-09

120 bpm

Genre: Holiday

Length: 1:31

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Krampus Workshop Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Farting Around"

Instruments: Bum Trumpet

Feel: Humorous, Bouncy, Bright

Every generation has its masterpiece; Bach's Brandenburg Concertos, Beethoven's 9th Symphony, Rossini's "William Tell". This is such a piece. For nearly one minute, "Farting Around" will transport you to a new world. A world of unadulterated joy. A world of pure farts.

ISRC: USUAN1900025
Uploaded: 2019-09-10

153 bpm

Genre: Holiday

Length: 0:55

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Farting Around Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Le Grand Chase"

Instruments: Piano, Percussion, Xylophone, Bari Sax, Tuba, Trumpet, Car Horns

Feel: Action, Bouncy, Humorous

You never notice how effective a car horn is until you use it. I usually park my car near a sidewalk and alarm 7 year olds on their way to and from school. 7 year olds are your target market for this sort of thing. They jump like antelope! All the kids in my neighborhood are acclimatized, now. It isn't as much fun. You also never notice how effective a Picardy third is until you do it with car horns. You're welcome.

ISRC: USUAN1800021
Uploaded: 2019-02-04

166 bpm

Genre: Silent Film Score

Length: 1:41

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Le Grand Chase Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Captain Scurvy"

Instruments: Synths, Drums

Feel: Bouncy, Driving, Humorous

Ahoy thar, and welcome aboard the quirkiest ship in these waters, "The Breakin' Wind"! I be Captain Scurvy. Adventure lies in all directions. I'll leave you now. I'm already late to get me horn piped!

ISRC: USUAN1800000
Uploaded: 2018-08-05

180 bpm

Genre: Electronica

Length: 3:47

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Captain Scurvy Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Townie Loop"

Instruments: Synths, Drums

Feel: Calming, Humorous, Relaxed

Welcome to the town! If you have anything to sell, just put it in the box. The general store sells seeds. There is a Mountain Totem in the mountains. You can have a drink at the Iridium Bar. I need to tend to my giant melons now. That is not a euphemism. Bye!

ISRC: USUAN1800003
Uploaded: 2018-08-05

90 bpm

Genre: Electronica

Length: 2:35

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Townie Loop Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Android Sock Hop"

Instruments: Drums, Bass, Organ, Synth, Guitar

Feel: Bouncy, Grooving, Humorous

This has a couple funny-sounding synths and plenty of whitespace. As a note to YouTube "producers"; 10 hours of this piece would be pretty mean. 1 hour of this piece isn't much better. For the sake of mankind, please do not make extended mixes of this piece. I can not be held responsible for mental anguish caused by repeated listening.

ISRC: USUAN1700060
Uploaded: 2017-08-14

98 bpm

Genre: Pop

Length: 4:45

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Android Sock Hop Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Graveyard Shift"

Instruments: Theramin, Choir, Organ, Percussion, Basses

Feel: Dark, Grooving, Humorous

SpoooooOOoooky! Nothing says comedically spooky quite like a theramin. I don't actually own a theramin, so I cheated. Like I do. This one was created with the ES2 synth, which everyone I know hates and/or fears. It really is just misunderstood, and is quite lovely at parties.

ISRC: USUAN1700044
Uploaded: 2017-06-26

140 bpm

Genre: Soundtrack

Length: 3:17

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Graveyard Shift Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"March of the Spoons"

Instruments: Bass Clarinet, Basses, Cellos, Violas, Violins, Flutes, Clarinets, Oboes, Drums

Feel: Bouncy, Grooving, Humorous

How can you tell if a piece of music is intended to be comedic? Pizzicato strings and a bass clarinet! This piece has it all! Pizzicato strings? Check! Bass clarinet? You bet! Throw in some staccato high winds and you got yourself a great comedic piece! Going out on a date and want to appear more entertaining? Bring a bass clarinet! Bass clarinet players I think also get discounts at T.G.I.Fridays; Double bonus!

ISRC: USUAN1700008
Uploaded: 2017-01-16

Sheet Music: Available!

85 bpm

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March of the Spoons Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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