"Poppers and Prosecco"

Instruments: Trombone, Piano, Bass, Drums

Feel: Grooving, Bright, Relaxed

What's the difference between a dead frog in the road, and a dead trombone player in the road? The frog was probably going to a gig! Hah! Get it? Well... it took me 8 years to get it, so let me explain. When you go out hunting frogs, that is called "gigging". Gigging is bad for a frog. When you go out playing an instrument in a band for money, that is called "gigging". Gigging is good for a trombone player... but man, you gotta be good. You pretty much need a bass player and a drummer... not many people need a trombone player, so they typically don't get many gigs... Did I explain that right? Wait, let me start over...

ISRC: USUAN1700014
Uploaded: 2017-01-30

70 bpm

Genre: Jazz

Length: 3:14

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Poppers and Prosecco Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Port Horizon"

Instruments: Drums, Bass, Vibraphone, Guitar, Trumpet, Trombones, Violins, Other

Feel: Calming, Relaxed, Unnerving

Welcome to the tropical paradise of Port Horizon. Not much to do here but listen to the short wave radios and play guitar. There is also food and drinks with those little umbrellas... Other than that - not much. Except snorkeling. Snorkeling is pretty cool. Oh, there is also Art Night on Tuesday - where you get a volleyball and some paints and make yourself a friend! Beach chess... I forgot about Beach Chess. Don't play white against Todd, though - he plays all-Hedgehog all the time. Come on, Todd - just once, seriously ONCE could you play King's Indian or... you know what? I'd even take the French Defence; Exchange Variation, you boring symmetrical jerk.

ISRC: USUAN1700015
Uploaded: 2017-01-30

72 bpm

Genre: Unclassifiable

Length: 5:23

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Port Horizon Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Doobly Doo"

Instruments: Synths, Pizzicato Strings, Percussion

Feel: Bouncy, Bright, Relaxed

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ISRC: USUAN1700013
Uploaded: 2017-01-30

85 bpm

Genre: Electronica

Length: 3:28

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Doobly Doo Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Funin and Sunin"

Instruments: Bass, Organ, Drums, Guitar

Feel: Bouncy, Bright, Relaxed

Deep and round-sounding beach-themed piece. It can be used for non-beach applications. Not to be used internally. May cause rashes.

ISRC: USUAN1700011
Uploaded: 2017-01-23

120 bpm

Genre: Rock

Length: 3:39

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Funin and Sunin Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Digital Lemonade"

Instruments: Synths, Percussion

Feel: Bouncy, Bright, Relaxed

Good good, goodness so good! Deeply satisfying analog synths alongside a jaunty beat. Nuff said.

ISRC: USUAN1700010
Uploaded: 2017-01-23

120 bpm

Genre: Electronica

Length: 3:00

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Digital Lemonade Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Village Consort"

Instruments: Guitar, Recorders, Gemshorn, Drums

Feel: Bouncy, Bright, Relaxed

Picture a pixellated medieval village... cause that's what this is. It is the kind of music we think they played back in the day. It is not historically. But I'm okay with that, because we also didn't have lich-kings, lich-mages, lich-illithids, lich-warriors, or lich-archers. We did have lichens, though... I like lichens!

ISRC: USUAN1700007
Uploaded: 2017-01-16

95 bpm

Genre: Unclassifiable

Length: 3:35

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Village Consort Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Hidden Wonders"

Instruments: Santur, Strings, Tanpura, Percussion

Feel: Grooving, Dark, Mysterious

Would you like to sample my wares? I specialize in non-djinn-infested housewares! Djinn-free spoons, Djinn-free curtains, Djinn-free spices, mostly Djinn-free oil lamps, Djinn-free flying carpets (still magic, but not Djinn powered). Come on in to Gazeem's Discount mostly-Djinn-free Housewares Tent! You won't be disappointed... unless you want a Djinn, then go see Maghrib.

ISRC: USUAN1700006
Uploaded: 2017-01-09

75 bpm

Genre: World

Length: 3:00

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Hidden Wonders Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Mystery Bazaar"

Instruments: Santur, Strings, Percussion

Feel: Calming, Dark, Mysterious

Well met, traveller! Come warm by my brazier... Is that a Djinn in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Hah! I have a joke with you! ...unless it is a djinn - then you must leave immediately! ...unless that would offend the djinn - then you must stay! ...unless the djinn is going to kill me - then you must leave immediately! ...unless it will save me from a fate worse than death - then you must stay! Oh good... it was an erection. Uncompressed download comes with a faster version.

ISRC: USUAN1700005
Uploaded: 2017-01-09

75 bpm

Genre: World

Length: 2:38

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Mystery Bazaar Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Bittersweet"

Instruments: Synth, Cello, Piano, Choir

Feel: Calming, Relaxed, Somber

Ok, I might be crying a little bit. But it is understandable... I went to a party store, and I saw all the colorful balloons with happy sayings on them like "Get Well" and "Feel Better" and "A Hug for You"... I just started thinking how the helium will all be gone one day. Just gone... we won't get it back, and it took millions of years of radioactive decay to get the helium we have now... and... *sniff* we just don't have millions more years to wait for more. They're wasting helium in balloons... how can I possibly "Feel Better"!?

ISRC: USUAN1700004
Uploaded: 2017-01-09

73 bpm

Genre: Soundtrack

Length: 3:22

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Bittersweet Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Dewdrop Fantasy"

Instruments: Synths, Rain

Feel: Bright, Calming, Relaxed

The smell of a garden hose, that muted crack when you start up a glowstick, watching the sunrise with a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice... all so calming... This piece of music is like that. Simple, bleeping, and slowly changing. Can you think of something else that is simple, bleeping, and changing? "an old PC speaker?" well, that's simple and bleeping. "EDM?" that's... bleeping and changing. "Hippie fashion?" that's... Hippie fashion? I don't know what that is. Well, it is long hair and paisley bell-bottoms and far too many beads... You just found the outside of the Venn Diagram.

ISRC: USUAN1700001
Uploaded: 2017-01-02

55 bpm

Genre: Unclassifiable

Length: 34:58

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Dewdrop Fantasy Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Too Cool"

Instruments: Synths, Percussion

Feel: Grooving, Relaxed

You know when you watch a vampire movie and then you walk out into the real world, but you're still sort of in the fictional world because it looked like the real world... and that's where you are now. I call this Persistence of Fiction, and it feels awesome! Capture some fiction by playing this track while walking to the bus... er the Vampire Bus! or waiting in line at the Vampire DMV or sorting Vampire Direct Mail Ads or doing some Vampire Macrame.

ISRC: USUAN1600068
Uploaded: 2016-12-22

80 bpm

Genre: Urban

Length: 3:02

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Too Cool Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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