Graveyard Shift
SpoooooOOoooky! Nothing says comedically spooky quite like a theramin. I don’t actually own a theramin, so I cheated. Like I do. This one was created with the ES2 synth, which everyone I know hates and/or fears. It really is just misunderstood, and is quite lovely at parties.
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Malicious
More action and more intensity! Remember “Legends of the Hidden Temple”? Seriously? It only lasted 3 seasons. It must have been more difficult than it looked. Okay, I wasn’t on the show, but I think I could have assembled a silver monkey statue with only 3 pieces.
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Return of the Mummy
Did you know that people in the 1800s used to make tea out of mummies they dug up in Egypt? Tea. Like the kind you drink. That is because people in the 1800s were dumb. They were so stupid, they thought seaweed was really quite interesting. Today, you would have to be a marine botanist to think seaweed is that exciting. I don’t need to mention how “exciting” marine botanists are… Carl! Finding some Caulerpa 20 kilometers outside its published range is no reason to write a paper! And it is certainly no reason to be LATE for your OWN PARTY, CARL!!!
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