I enjoy relaxing background music things. I looked out into the world for this music, and there was a lot of music, but none of it was right. When I want calm – this is the kind of thing I want! Super crazy hit-you-in-the-head calm! I want mega-aggro-calm. The flute in this recording is a standard C flute slowed to half speed. The river is running at normal river speed. You can download the full uncompressed files here!
Gather ’round the tavern’s fire and I will share a tale for as long as I have ale. Hah! “Tale and ale!” I’m not guaranteeing rhymes, though. That was a coincidence. I was playing lute for an uninterested group of tavern-goers, when all of a sudden, I remembered that I had a sandwich for lunch! It looks like I’m out of ale, so that is the end of my tale. You can download the full uncompressed files here!
The portal to my wizarding school is at the back of a payday loan place in Windsor, Ontario. It isn’t quite as cool as that magic train station, but the loan place is open late. There is also a Tim Hortons across the street. So that’s nice. You can download the full uncompressed files here!
You are now entering a new world of possibilities. Let’s face it, that last world sucked. Sure, it LOOKED like there were possibilities, but once it was proven that free will didn’t exist, things got strange. No one proved possibilities one way or the other here yet, but there is a water slide. That’s all I really wanted. You can download the full uncompressed files here!
There is a mystery that is unfolding, unraveling, being solved, confounding, being thought about, being copied, demanding attention, delighting, comforting, and feeding the dog treats that look like sausages and get your hands all oily.
Best for: Feature films where the protagonist thinks about a hard problem while walking at night in the neon-bathed entertainment district in Osaka in the rain in 1994. You can download the full uncompressed files here!