Get Started with Graph Paper

If you need some graph paper... you already know why you're here. incompetech has the best graph paper generators available, and they're all easy to use!

Get Started with Music

If you need free music for your YouTube videos where you get to keep the ad revenue...

If you need music for your film or video game...

If you need music for your presentation or commercial...

I got questions for you…

Crusade – Heavy Industry


Do you have recurring dreams of being an industrial roomba working in an ore processing facility? Do you make fantasy paintings and need some music for timelapses?
Do you go jog-hopping in low-gravity post-apocalyptic environments? Do you have opinions about eggs? Are you a monster who is in charge of other monsters? Did you work on a top-hat/sombrero assembly line? Are you starting a ferry line on the river Acheron to compete with Charon? Are you drafting epic legislation? Do you enjoy hitting dumpsters with sticks?
You can download the full uncompressed files here!

Picard would approve!

Le Grand Chase


You never notice how effective a car horn is until you use it. I usually park my car near a sidewalk and alarm 7 year olds on their way to and from school. 7 year olds are your target market for this sort of thing. They jump like antelope! All the kids in my neighborhood are acclimatized, now. It isn’t as much fun.
You also never notice how effective a Picardy third is until you do it with car horns. You’re welcome.
You can download the full uncompressed files here!

Instant Classic!

Flying Kerfuffle


Happy happy, happy happiness. Happier, happiest? Happy. Now that the word has lost all meaning, take a listen to this thing. It is dripping with joy. Ever see a sad person on a jetski? Of course not. It isn’t possible. Similarly, you can’t listen to this and be sad. No Mortal Can! You can be angry at it, you can dislike it, but you can’t be sad because of it. What happens when you employ modern club music techniques on music for folk dances? This.
You can download the full uncompressed files here!

Wild Diamonds!

My most recent cartoon score! Epic battle is epic.

Dream Catcher


I’m not sure what “trap” music is exactly. I was trying to explain it to a friend and ended up writing this piece. I was listening to Lo-Fi Glitch at the time, which should explain a few things. Behold! Lo-Fi Trap! Dream Catcher! Get it? A Dream Catcher is a lo-fi trap! HAHAHHAHAhahaha! I already upgraded from a Dream Catcher to a Dream Glue Trap.
You can get the dreams off with corn oil. They won’t be happy. Wear thick gloves.
You can download the full uncompressed files here!

Patreon Drive!

Incompetech is a stupid website. It is such a stupid site that no one in their right mind would start it today. But here it is, and it is still getting better! (There is quite a lot of room for improvement, so that’s nice.)

I’m working to update the music and get more better music out there. I’m also working to meet the changing needs of the graph paper people.

Come and be a part of the improbable, adorable site. Support me on Patreon! I’m shooting for $1500 a month. When I hit $1500 a month… nothing specific will happen. I don’t like promising future things.

 

Patreon isĀ  fun. If you have a Patreon account, come and Blossom throw in $2 a month!

 

Patreon Target 1500!