There’s always someone who is uncomfortably excited.
This is for all you border collies hopped up on Adderall.
This music is dangerously energetic and may cause paranoia, anxiety, and/or hallucinations. Not the fun kind of hallucinations, either. These are the kind of hallucinations where ponies with 8 spider-like legs are climbing on your ceiling and walls while singing “Barbie Girl” and criticizing your over-bland dating profile. You can download the full uncompressed files here!
They make you think, but not too much. When you have a character in your film that is doing something, but we aren’t quite sure why, THIS is your track.
Packing a suitcase full of marshmallows? Half Mystery!
Wiring a toaster into the side of a city bus? Half Mystery!
Talking to their mother-in-law about monocot sexuality? Actually… that might be too much for this track. You can download the full uncompressed files here!
Isn’t it amazing how compelling an old synthesizer can be when it is being run by an arpeggiator? There are so many subtle patterns that present. Before arpeggiators, we had to find patterns in our music by using corkboards, newspaper clippings, pushpins, coloured yarn, and 8×10 black and white glossy photos.
The percussion does change during this piece, but it won’t get in the way of your energetic interview.
We all need sadness sometimes. I have a sadness Loot-Box subscription.
This month, I got some get-well cards for babies, wilted iceberg lettuce,
a 1999 Gateway laptop, 3 popped balloons, and a die-hard Montreal Expos
fan. The service ships everything in an empty box of wine with a broken spigot. You can download the full uncompressed files here!
Retro, twin-stick shooter based in sci-fi and cyberpunk roots. Battle through the Legion.exe research arena against the latest in military robotics technology. The only way to earn your freedom is to battle your way through countless waves of enemies and survive the Legion of Scorn!!