Well, today’s offering is a doozey. I wrote this piece, and I really, really like it… but have no idea what to call it. I can’t even tell the genre. Please send your ideas for titles to: kevin@incompetech.com With a…

This is a sort of shrill piece all on its own, but I wrote it during a quite nasty and hot thunderstorm, and it compliments that setting very well. I’ve had this one on repeat for a few hours already……

So you’re thinking of doing a revival tour, but you don’t have a band to back up your inspirational speech? Good news, good news indeed. This piece starts very thin, and builds a couple of times. People seem to love…

John Hancock, to be precise. But this isn’t about a famed signer of the Declaration of Independence, not at all. It’s about a drunken lout who lives in a cluttered, tiny trailer in the middle of the desert, but prefers…

“Missed it by that much.” That was about all I knew about the Get Smart TV show, just that catch phrase and the shoe phone, really. I think once, long ago, I saw the episode where Max and 99 get…