Farting Around Every generation has its masterpiece; Bach’s Brandenburg Concertos, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony, Rossini’s “William Tell”. This is such a piece. For nearly one minute, “Farting Around” will transport you to a new world. A world of unadulterated joy. A…

Realizer We would like to interrupt this announcement for a dance break! You can download the full uncompressed files here!

Celebration The good news is, you can take as long as you want to answer the final million dollar question! The bad news is that you have to listen to the synth horns until you’re done. You can download the…

Wholesome Nothing but good, wholesome instruments here. None of those dirty electric guitars, synths, drum kits, harps, sackbuts, or pipe organs. Heh, organs. You can download the full uncompressed files here!

Deep and Dirty I’m awake, I’m awake! Okay! Holy man! Wow. That is a lot. You can download the full uncompressed files here!

Verano Sensual This one was designed to be played at low volumes under people doing things like talking or fixing broken PS4s. Spicy, spicy broken PS4s. Mmmm…. You can download the full uncompressed files here!