Jazzy! Gumshoe-y! Mystery-y! I suck at making adjectives. Who needs adjectives anyway! I’m fine without adjectives. How fine without adjectives, you may ask? I can’t say – as that would require some sort of descriptor! And I don’t need descriptors…

Upbeat, bright, and super catchy! Just try not to rap to this piece! TRY IT! You can’t, can you! I mean… I can, but I’ve been training to not rap my entire life. It started with me not-rapping in my…

Cross Hip-hop with Shoegaze and what do you get? That was not a joke. That was the description of this piece. If you have a show that opens with a shoegaze band, and then headlines a hip-hop group you could…

This is like… the ultimate in high-class non-offensive music. You can have this going at the hippest highest-class hotel in the world, and it’ll feel at home. You can also put in less-classy places to make them feel classier! Like…

Pipes, pipes, and more pipes! Irish? Scottish? Celtic? I have no idea. But sure – could be any of those. Let’s call it “Ancient British Isles”. You can download the full uncompressed version of this piece here.

It’s wedding season! You’ll probably need some music for your photo slideshows. Here’s a nice piece by Brett VanDonsel. Also on Soundcloud and Payhip.