This is like… the ultimate in high-class non-offensive music. You can have this going at the hippest highest-class hotel in the world, and it’ll feel at home. You can also put in less-classy places to make them feel classier! Like…

Pipes, pipes, and more pipes! Irish? Scottish? Celtic? I have no idea. But sure – could be any of those. Let’s call it “Ancient British Isles”. You can download the full uncompressed version of this piece here.

It’s wedding season! You’ll probably need some music for your photo slideshows. Here’s a nice piece by Brett VanDonsel. Also on Soundcloud and Payhip.

Southern trap influenced rap pile of musical forklift platypus… okay, i don’t know what these words mean. But if you understood them – we’re all good. You know what you’re getting, and… that’s all I can hope for really. Truth…

Bit of swing in your rap? Sure! Why not! I like swing… but NOT TOO MUCH! Just here and there… you know, to alleviate the monotony. Sort of like that one teacher you had in Social Studies that unexpectedly did…

This is perfect. From the description: “So Kevin and I learned to play the song Meatball Parade by Kevin Macleod in band class. it drove our band director crazy because we would never stop playing it. As a senior gift…