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This is the music playing at the slightly-too-nice cafe – while you pretend to be rational while discussing who gets to keep which snakes in the divorce. I mean, the snakes don’t really seem to care… they just hang out in the drawers most of the time. And you kind of really want to keep Alice, the piebald ball python… she’s really photogenic, but she is kind of a jerk.
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You ever get the feeling to just hang out on a skating pond with a beagle?
Make sure you hit play on this track!
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It is niche for sure… but it is also very cool!
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I say! It is such a lovely brisk day! Aren’t the horses lovely? I mean… look at all the horseness they have! They are scoring quite high on the horse-o-meters today! Nothing bovine on this street, Nay! … … … Wait… I was trying to make a joke involving a horse’s “neigh” combined with the archaic positive/negative usage of “nay”. Then everything went wrong, and I said almost the opposite of the intention. So, without the joke: Picture a street where the only animals are the horsiest of horses… No cows or pigs. Okay, there are two dogs… but one of them is pretty small… and you can see a cat in one of the windows… but MOSTLY horses. If you added up the weights of all the non-horse, non-humans in the picture, they would weigh less than one horse.
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Do you eat dinner with no amuse bouche? Then you are not classy enough for this high energy background masterpiece. It exceeds all classiness classifications. It can seem cheery, but that’s really just more classiness. The slightly lazy bass player? Classy.
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Cool jazz. I’m going to warn you now, that organ line gets stuck in your head really easily… like an icepick in a Marxist revolutionary. Too soon?
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