Vaguely exotic sounding, yet still comfortably tonal, this piece certainly falls between some cracks. Gamelan is listed as an instrument… but that’s sort of like listing an orchestra as an instrument… which I sometimes do. The other thing in here is that helicon. Imagine you take a french horn (which is like 5 meters of tubes) and make it even bigger! I guess it is also the name of a mountain in Greece? I did not use the mountain in this piece. You can download this in uncompressed format here. Download comes with individual tracks so you can make your own mixes.

132 BPM version:

A very electronic semi-soothing piece of bleeps and bloops! I originally wrote this piece to be calm, but in the uncompressed download, there are a couple of faster versions! YOU CANNOT CONTAIN THE EXCITEMENT!

You can download this is high quality here!

137bpm version:

The year is… I have no idea. Timeless. Could be now, could be in the 1950s. Super cool jazz for your hardcore detectives! Also useful for beat poets! Also useful for ennui or boredom! Well, interesting sorts of boredom.

You can download this in high quality here!

Technically, it isn’t a polka – though you can certainly dance to it. This recording is perfect for all your Octoberfest needs! Okay, not all your needs. I mean… this piece of music won’t get you a beer… but it should help you to drink the beer, so I guess that’s something. Wait. Is ‘beer’ a need? Yeah, I think it might be.

You love this, and you know it! It is a little bit simple and a lot bit complicated. Inspired by the days of the video games and early computer music. You can download the uncompressed version of this with separate parts here!

Looking for the feel-good hit of the summer that you keep humming all year long? This is NOT that song! Man, not even close.

Delightfully creepy, this piece is really difficult to listen to without squirming a bit. I blame the violins… as we all should. Perfect for any scene where something just ain’t right! You can download the full uncompressed version of this piece here. Comes with individual parts so you can make your own subtle creepy mixes!