Category: Music

Whadda you? Some kinda flatfoot?

Hard Boiled You’re looking for the low-down, huh? That’s going to take lettuce. You want the dope? the scoop? the skinny? Ten bucks a day plus expenses. No negotiations. I ain’t no fourth-rate gumshoe – but a ducky shincracker like

All right, Alexander… Game on.

Yeah, I don’t see any similarities at all.

Outta sight!!!!!!

Deuces 1960s club-style jazz. This pairs well with the White Russian cocktail and a Lucky Strike. Also pretty decent for establishing shots, and anything sci-fi that has a retro party. You can download the full uncompressed files here!

Your new hangover cure!!!

Jazz Brunch This is the music playing at the slightly-too-nice cafe – while you pretend to be rational while discussing who gets to keep which snakes in the divorce. I mean, the snakes don’t really seem to care… they just

Sharpen your skates!

Crinoline Dreams You ever get the feeling to just hang out on a skating pond with a beagle? Make sure you hit play on this track! You can download the full uncompressed files here!

Bad Piano

It is niche for sure… but it is also very cool! There’s a bunch more available on Enjoy them for yourself, or annoy your classmates and coworkers with them! (I recommend “Pure Incompetence” for maximum annoying.)