Category: Music

Turkey’s dead! Bring on the Christmas tunes!

Nouvelle Noel I say! It is such a lovely brisk day! Aren’t the horses lovely? I mean… look at all the horseness they have! They are scoring quite high on the horse-o-meters today! Nothing bovine on this street, Nay! …

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Thankful for the samba!

Samba Isobel Do you eat dinner with no amuse bouche? Then you are not classy enough for this high energy background masterpiece. It exceeds all classiness classifications. It can seem cheery, but that’s really just more classiness. The slightly lazy

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Trotsky ’til you dropsky!

Apero Hour Cool jazz. I’m going to warn you now, that organ line gets stuck in your head really easily… like an icepick in a Marxist revolutionary. Too soon? You can download the full uncompressed files here!

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Roomba Home Training.

Bossa Antigua Oh hello. I didn’t see you there. Welcome to my pad. My favorite parts are the view of the beach, and this very groovy orange shag-carpeting on the walls. I still haven’t been able to teach my Roombas

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Holiday Time!!

I was really excited about Christmas music this morning. I started decorating a tree and writing this… then I realized it was too early, so I gave up. The opening is pretty useful! So… Good enough! You can download it

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Prepare for an ONSLAUGHT… of smooth jazz.

Backbay Lounge This is cool. You can walk into a dinner party, grab a glass of prosecco, kiss the host, then casually defuse a large bomb one second before the timer runs out. That level of cool. Maybe you’re not

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