Category: Music

Belgian Jazz

You know… that really peppy Belgian-style jazz that goes best with a Li├Ęge waffle and an amber ale. Download for free at the “…” button.

#ClawBangs

Aerosol of my Love The title of this piece of music is a pun. The word “Aerosol” is a reference to a common hair product delivery method of the 1980s. “Aerosol” can very easily sound like the words “Here is

What the [BLEEP]?

Bleeping Demo This piece of music contains pleasing audio information. You can download the full uncompressed files here!

Come on, I know you miss Enya.

Ether Vox What do you get when you cross Phil Collins and Enya? You get a visit from the ethics department, and you get your funding revoked. You can download the full uncompressed files here!

Where HAVE all the slap bracelets gone?

Newer Wave The 80s Gallop, a rhythmic motive heard in this piece, was popularized by many synth pop bands of yesteryear. Legend has it, some of those bands may still exist – wandering the countryside in search of slap bracelets.

Pyramids are awesome!

Neon Laser Horizon Build your pyramid in Five easy steps! 1) Level the intended build site 2) Get your GED in architecture 3) Quarry 100 million tons of limestone from a local quarry (cubits?) 4) Learn to be a charismatic