Party in the street, in the club, or in the boardroom!


What makes a Bossa Nova a Bossa Nova? Whatever it is, this has it double! Or maybe it is just compensating for its relatively simple chord progression. Enjoy your Bossa! Probably. Probably a Bossa Nova.
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You know that sound that was big in 80s dance music with that sort of galloping doo-do-do-DAH-do-do-doo-do-do-DAH thing? This has a thing like that, but in really, really complex drum sound. You need to wait until 16 seconds in to hear what the doo-do-do-DAH-do-do-doo-do-do-DAH sounds like. I know it can be difficult reading KRN (Kevin’s Rhythmic Notation). A-do-do-dooo-a-da-da-daaah is all I want to say to you.
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Delightful D

Welcome to the Holiday Inn, Airport. The presentation will begin shortly.

SUCCESS starts with your ATTITUDE!

If you are not EARNING, make sure you are LEARNING!

AMBITION is the path to success. PERSISTENCE is the vehicle you arrive in.

Success is doing the OPPOSITE of what everyone else is DOING!

Actually… don’t take this last one too literally. If everyone else is using the door, don’t try walking through a wall (or whatever the opposite of a “door” is). I mean… there is a reason most people do the same things. Usually because they make sense. Oh, sure… it is okay to QUESTION what people are doing, but just doing the opposite… probably not great.


Oh… Also a bit of hyperbole here. I mean, it literally cannot exceed the gross output of all the world’s economies – and will likely top out far before that due to INEFFICIENCIES and REGULATION.
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