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Doobly Doo

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Poppers and Prosecco

What’s the difference between a dead frog in the road, and a dead trombone player in the road? The frog was probably going to a gig! Hah! Get it? Well… it took me 8 years to get it, so let me explain. When you go out hunting frogs, that is called “gigging”. Gigging is bad for a frog. When you go out playing an instrument in a band for money, that is called “gigging”. Gigging is good for a trombone player… but man, you gotta be good. You pretty much need a bass player and a drummer… not many people need a trombone player, so they typically don’t get many gigs… Did I explain that right? Wait, let me start over…
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Port Horizon

Welcome to the tropical paradise of Port Horizon. Not much to do here but listen to the short wave radios and play guitar. There is also food and drinks with those little umbrellas… Other than that – not much. Except snorkeling. Snorkeling is pretty cool. Oh, there is also Art Night on Tuesday – where you get a volleyball and some paints and make yourself a friend! Beach chess… I forgot about Beach Chess. Don’t play white against Todd, though – he plays all-Hedgehog all the time. Come on, Todd – just once, seriously ONCE could you play King’s Indian or… you know what? I’d even take the French Defence; Exchange Variation, you boring symmetrical jerk.
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