Pyramids are awesome!

Neon Laser Horizon

Build your pyramid in Five easy steps!
1) Level the intended build site
2) Get your GED in architecture
3) Quarry 100 million tons of limestone from a local quarry
4) Learn to be a charismatic leader
5) Synergize your assets from steps 3 and 4.
Congratulations, you are on your way to pyramid success!
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