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Build your pyramid in Five easy steps!
1) Level the intended build site
2) Get your GED in architecture
3) Quarry 100 million tons of limestone from a local quarry
(cubits?)
4) Learn to be a charismatic leader
5) Synergize your assets from steps 3 and 4.
Congratulations, you are on your way to pyramid success!
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