Category: Music

I swear I already poked there!!!

Morgana Rides This is dark and concerning – like the lights-out bonus level on your hidden object game. Almost exactly like that. As if it was written for the dark bonus level of a hidden object game. Just as if.

Tell me again why the floor is spinning?

Twisting Let’s talk about why so much film music sounds like this. The construction allows any part to be muted and otherwise sculpted around the dialog without the loss of a theme or motive energy. There isn’t really a theme

Have you seen a big rusty key?!?! … Um, no reason.

Almost New Remember when you went on summer holiday to your Auntie’s house outside Nether Wallop in Hampshire while your parents went to Cyprus to broker a secret deal with the Ottoman Empire? Remember the times in the Magic Garden?

I have it on vinyl.

Loopster One of the first hipster art forms, this is built by stacking simple phrases, and can be performed by one person. This makes it perfect for playing that Tuesday gig you managed to pull at Arlene’s Grocery. Sorry, man

Ya Got a Luck Dragon on ya?

Fantasia Fantasia On your journey to the Southern Oracle, you will pass many wondrous things indeed! The Morning Meal Guild, The Highest Possible Weapon, and The Dancer of Flashes all await. Never give up and good luck will find you.

Twirl! Pose! Weeeeeeeerq!

Werq This is destined to be a podcast theme. If you’re starting a podcast, get this now before someone else does. You know it’s perfect. Plus is is easy to type the title in your credits. I’m looking out for