Category: Music

Hot Sax!

Mystery Sax Holy smoldering tenor sax, Batman!! You want to set a mood? This is your track! It just keeps building and building! The sheet music for this recording is a post-it that says “noodle in F Minor.” Such is

New Song!

Hiding Your Reality It hurts my brain to switch from english words to symbols. Try to read these words and symbols out loud quickly: hyphen-slash-backslash/dash/-\hyphen//hashtag_octothorpe#- Crazy, right? That had nothing to do with this piece of music. I’m just sharing.

Cold, but never frigid.

Andrea’s Theme This is my favorite piece that perfectly captures a slightly grown-up sound, but still sounds like a 1990s-era action-drama. Old Way: Synthesized Electric Piano New Way: Actual EP Recordings that are built into virtual instruments that are then

Happy New Year!

Jet Fueled Vixen Griggs! I’ve been poisoned! You gotta get me the antidote! Then you gotta get… like a crane, or something to lift this truck off me! She dropped a truck on me, Griggs!!! Then, if you could find

Stupidest Most Glorious Thing I’ve ever done!

Miami Nights – Main Theme Did you ever wake up one day and think, “I should write an entire soundtrack treatment for a reboot of an early 90s tv action-drama that will probably never get produced!” Of course you didn’t.

Sexy times!

Smooth Lovin This one got turned up to 11. I started producing this as a parody… then I really started liking it, so I guess it is a pastiche now? Oh, man… I wish there was an allowance for pastiche