Category: Music

Composerish: Heavyocity, Guitar Center, and …beginner pianos?

Subscribe! (It is free! Also; No ads!) Heavyocity knows customer service. Bryan discusses why he will buy everything they release from now on. Guitar Center has declared bankruptcy. What does this mean for musicians? Finally, why is there no such

Everyone loves an extra mozzarella stick!!!

Voxel Revolution Is it chiptunes? Nope. Is it 80s? Nope. We had to wait 40 years for this stupid fusion! 40 Years!!! It is really happy, though. Like when an underdog video game character is doing a level-up montage, or

Canon in D … IN SPACE!

Canon in D Interstellar Mix This version of canon in D is so over-the-top, it has gone into orbit! Hah! Bit glitch reggae trap beat. You can tune out the instrumentals and just focus on the trap beat. It’s a

How do you get two harpists to play in time? … Shoot one of ’em.

Canon in D for Two Harps Harpists, by nature, are solitary people who love horses. Getting harpists to play fast together and contour a melodic line is neigh-on impossible. So we have to give all the notes to one person

Robots can groove too!

On Hold for You The tenor sax performance in this piece was done by an AI musician. The notes and chords were generated algorithmically (not by an AI). https://sites.research.google/tonetransfer 0:33 there is an amazingly smooth and correct sounding run-up. 0:50

So, uh… you come here often? Wanna get lei’ed?

Tiki Bar Mixer How to make Tiki Drinks: Add rum. Add fruit juice. Add other rum. Add different fruit juice. Add another rum. Add some other juice thing. Top with crushed ice. Garnish with umbrella, flowers, pineapple, watermelon, small plastic