Verano Sensual This one was designed to be played at low volumes under people doing things like talking or fixing broken PS4s. Spicy, spicy broken PS4s. Mmmm…. You can download the full uncompressed files here!

Stay the Course A low rumble marks the seconds. Out of nowhere comes nothing! Just a continuous ominous force, never seen. You can see the ominous force if you sprinkle some iron filing around. You can download the full uncompressed…

Fuzzball Parade Dear music directors and music supervisors, You’re welcome. How was this track never produced by anyone before? It is here now and available to license at a very reasonable fee. You can download the full uncompressed files here!

Sincerely Talk wistfully about the past. Talk hopefully about the future. Talk about your hopes and fears. Talk about your neighborhood watch lady. Talk about your chill tracks! You can download the full uncompressed files here!

Tyrant Crank it up, ladies and gentlemen! Come on! Let’s go! You know HOW TO CRANK! Let’s go clockwise! Like… clockwise from the top – not the bottom. Grab it from the top. Either hand. It doesn’t matter. Now CRANK…

Raving Energy There’s always someone who is uncomfortably excited. This is for all you border collies hopped up on Adderall. This music is dangerously energetic and may cause paranoia, anxiety, and/or hallucinations. Not the fun kind of hallucinations, either. These…