Andrea’s Theme

This is my favorite piece that perfectly captures a slightly grown-up sound, but still sounds like a 1990s-era action-drama.
Old Way: Synthesized Electric Piano
New Way: Actual EP Recordings that are built into virtual instruments that are then put through a lot of processors to make them SOUND like Synthesized Electric Pianos.
Old Way: Synthesized Ocarina
New Way: Assemble recordings of an ocarina player, and then make a virtual instrument that captures beautiful expression and legato lines… turn off all that fancy stuff and play it like a crappy synth.

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Jet Fueled Vixen

Griggs! I’ve been poisoned! You gotta get me the antidote! Then you gotta get… like a crane, or something to lift this truck off me! She dropped a truck on me, Griggs!!! Then, if you could find me a decent deal on high speed internet – that would be great! The plans are all too confusing, and I do NOT WANT CABLE TV OR TELEPHONES! Can you believe anyone still has telephones, Griggs? Griggs??!!?

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Miami Nights – Main Theme

Did you ever wake up one day and think, “I should write an entire soundtrack treatment for a reboot of an early 90s tv action-drama that will probably never get produced!” Of course you didn’t. No worries. I got you.
If they do reboot “Miami Vice,” I want to capture the crappy synthetic feel of the era, but with more natural sound. There are drum machines in here that were placed on a stage, put through amps, recorded on microphones, then digitally processed to sound more like drum machines. You’re welcome.
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Smooth Lovin

This one got turned up to 11. I started producing this as a parody… then I really started liking it, so I guess it is a pastiche now? Oh, man… I wish there was an allowance for pastiche in copyright like there is for parody.
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Hard Boiled

You’re looking for the low-down, huh? That’s going to take lettuce.
You want the dope? the scoop? the skinny? Ten bucks a day plus expenses. No negotiations. I ain’t no fourth-rate gumshoe – but a ducky shincracker like you already knew that… Out of curiosity, what’s the word for people who overuse slang?
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