Category: Music

Your new hangover cure!!!

Jazz Brunch This is the music playing at the slightly-too-nice cafe – while you pretend to be rational while discussing who gets to keep which snakes in the divorce. I mean, the snakes don’t really seem to care… they just

Sharpen your skates!

Crinoline Dreams You ever get the feeling to just hang out on a skating pond with a beagle? Make sure you hit play on this track! You can download the full uncompressed files here!

Bad Piano

It is niche for sure… but it is also very cool! There’s a bunch more available on freepd.com. Enjoy them for yourself, or annoy your classmates and coworkers with them! (I recommend “Pure Incompetence” for maximum annoying.)

Turkey’s dead! Bring on the Christmas tunes!

Nouvelle Noel I say! It is such a lovely brisk day! Aren’t the horses lovely? I mean… look at all the horseness they have! They are scoring quite high on the horse-o-meters today! Nothing bovine on this street, Nay! …

Thankful for the samba!

Samba Isobel Do you eat dinner with no amuse bouche? Then you are not classy enough for this high energy background masterpiece. It exceeds all classiness classifications. It can seem cheery, but that’s really just more classiness. The slightly lazy

Trotsky ’til you dropsky!

Apero Hour Cool jazz. I’m going to warn you now, that organ line gets stuck in your head really easily… like an icepick in a Marxist revolutionary. Too soon? You can download the full uncompressed files here!