Category: Music

*Warning* Earworm inside.

Derp Nugget There is nothing in this piece that is even vaguely reminiscent of “La Macarena”. I shouldn’t have said that. I should not have said that. Don’t go listening for it, for such a journey will surely end in

Twerk o’ the mornin’ to ya!

Club Seamus Every once in a generation, a song title comes along that perfectly melds with the music. This is such a piece. It could only be called “Club Seamus”. “Club Seamus” could only sound like this. You can download

Salsa isn’t just a river in Egypt! … wait…

Arroz con Pollo When I think of Cuba, I think of one thing; Nickel mines! Moa, Cuba (aka “The Sudbury of the Caribbean”) has had Canadian assistance in its mining for quite some time now. From what I can tell,

I swear I already poked there!!!

Morgana Rides This is dark and concerning – like the lights-out bonus level on your hidden object game. Almost exactly like that. As if it was written for the dark bonus level of a hidden object game. Just as if.

Tell me again why the floor is spinning?

Twisting Let’s talk about why so much film music sounds like this. The construction allows any part to be muted and otherwise sculpted around the dialog without the loss of a theme or motive energy. There isn’t really a theme

Have you seen a big rusty key?!?! … Um, no reason.

Almost New Remember when you went on summer holiday to your Auntie’s house outside Nether Wallop in Hampshire while your parents went to Cyprus to broker a secret deal with the Ottoman Empire? Remember the times in the Magic Garden?