Do you know where to get that music that they have playing in funeral homes?
I sure don’t; and I even tried google. You know the kind of music, right?
It is that super non-offensive light organ music that meanders, not quite bach-chorale-like… I don’t know what it is actually… but I do know what they are trying to do with it.
So I improvised a pile of it.
BEHOLD! Music for Funeral Homes (and other solemn or sacred ceremonies).
These are a little updated for current audiences, but are still not jarring.
If you own a funeral home – feel free to play these there. That’s why they’re here (also for films that involve a funeral home scene)
[no videos for these; no sheet music either]

Danse Morialta – A very nice little piano solo, coming in at about 4 minutes.
[poorly rendered] sheet music is available. You can at least get the notes, but you need to fake the interpretation. Feel free to make your own version.

So, here’s a nifty new piece of music. Not sure what it is – but I like it.
Simplex

Some new dramatic music for those times when there just isn’t enough drama in your life.

Today’s offerings are so dissimilar, I make no effort to categorize – just label as I can.
Orchestral Hopeful Calm
Peaceful Desolation
Orchestral Dark Smooth
On the Shore
Goofy Short
Loping Sting
Latin/Island Bright Celebratory
Beachfront Celebration
Garage-band-like rock… music?
Bet You Can (slower)
Bet You Can ver 2 (faster)
Electronica Dance Latinish
Latin Industries
Percussion… thing
Junkyard Tribe
Small emsemble, bad playing
Music to Delight
Industrial Percussion-Heavy
Club Diver
Yeah. all posted in a day. You’re welcome.

Here’s some music from my newest notion, “Glory Nugget”. Glory Nugget is a casual rock band that plays occasional sets at bars and outdoor picnics. It is a 4-piece band; Drums, Bass, Rhythm Gutar, Lead Guitar. The lead guitarists is by far the worst player in the bunch, but he “writes” all of the music, and has a lot of stage presence.

You’ll never hear great music, but you will have a great time with… GLORY NUGGET!

Theme for Harold in three tempos.
The main themes are on the black keys, because it is easier for a rod-arm puppet to play the black keys.
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