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Don’t have time to meditate in the slow lane? This is ALL SIX of my recently released tacks played at the same time.
You can get AN HOUR of relaxation in just TEN MINUTES!
Life is the source of mystical potential. Or it isn’t. One of the two. If I had to bet… I would probably ask what those words mean. Even ‘life’ isn’t simple. I don’t think I could recognize what the first living thing was. It is like making a soup. Hot water? Not soup. Hot water with salt? Not soup. Add a potato? Still not soup. That’s just a potato in hot salt water. At some point it becomes soup. Same with life. Bonus fact: Borscht was never soup. It is borscht. You can download the full uncompressed files here!
Truth in the Stones
New age music. You know what is cool about New Age music? Low ambitions. It wants to do a simple thing, and then does it. No crazy counterpoint. No complicated harmonic structures. Just a simple simple thing. Like if Tetris was all those long blocks. Man, that would be great.
We reflect, we dream, we are born. We gather together, we smile, we eat potato salads. We remember, we invent, muddle mint for our mojitos. We greet, we listen, we appreciate NetFlix. We collect coins and stamps… for some reason. We mix up the names of our children with the names of our pets. We x-ray baggage… with X-RAYS! Those things are like 200keV! Each! Do you know what that does to people!? Hint: Not good things. You can download the full uncompressed files here!
Spirit of the Girl
There are 54 beads on a Buddhist prayer mala. These are used for counting recitations and chants. There are 54 beats per minute in this song. Coincidence? Sure is. What, you’re going through an entire mala cycle in a minute? That’s crazy talk! Studies have shown the optimal number of mantras in a single set is somewhere between 15 and 20 anyway… so don’t waste your money on the 54 or 108 bead versions. You’ll be a lot better doing more sets of less reps. And don’t forget leg day. You can download the full uncompressed files here!
Are you still spending all of your money on shakra therapies that don’t seem to work? Look no further – Nightdreams will do everything those therapies do and at a much lower cost! Presence is the truth of well-being. And no one can argue that to be well, one must first exist. Before you start listening to this piece, make certain that you exist. No one needs another one of those ‘tree-falling paradoxes’ messing up their lives… or their forests. You can download the full uncompressed files here!
River Fire
This piece has 54 beats each minute. At Angkor Wat, a Hindu temple carving has 54 gods in opposition to 54 demons, and in their struggle they create immortality. Mystics (or mathematicians… whatever) in Ancient Greece knew of the prime factorization of this mystic number. 3 by 3 by 3 by 2. What does this all mean? Not much, as it turns out the concept of a “minute” wasn’t familiar to the architects at Angkor Wat. You can download the full uncompressed files here!
I lost a couple of the synths I used to create this piece between when I wrote it and when I’m releasing it. So, no – I can not do a remix of this piece. If you need less action or less unnerving, seek the answers elsewhere – for this piece has nothing for ye!! You can download the full uncompressed files here!
I like the waterphone in this piece. It is a bunch of metal tubes welded together, and played with a bow. It is that creepy high-pitched thing you hear in horror movies all the time. You can download the full uncompressed files here!
Nightmare Machine
This piece shares a bassline with “Eternal Terminal” (found elsewhere on this site). It also has the same waterphone. You can use these 2 pieces together and make it seem like your project had a custom composer! How cool is that!? You can download the full uncompressed files here!
Pulsing Dooom! Recommended for use in all your various adventure-y side-scrollers with lots of shooting or stabbing, and the occasional jump-scare. Should loop really great! You can download the full uncompressed files here!
Aggressor
The whole Orchestral Speed Metal genre has been done to death. But you can’t consider yourself a real composer if you haven’t checked “Orchestral Speed Metal” off your list.
Other essential genres include: Electro Emo-Pop, Motet, Disco Noise, Adult Contemporary, Tone Poem, Haircore, and Zydeco Revival. You can download the full uncompressed files here!
Unholy Knight
Oh geez, there’s lots of notes in this one. The end of this piece is just woodwinds by themselves, and they are super cool. So often the percussion just takes over these pieces, even though there are some beautiful parts that get attention directed away from them. You can download the full uncompressed files here!