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Happy New Year!

Jet Fueled Vixen

Griggs! I’ve been poisoned! You gotta get me the antidote! Then you gotta get… like a crane, or something to lift this truck off me! She dropped a truck on me, Griggs!!! Then, if you could find me a decent deal on high speed internet – that would be great! The plans are all too confusing, and I do NOT WANT CABLE TV OR TELEPHONES! Can you believe anyone still has telephones, Griggs? Griggs??!!?

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Stupidest Most Glorious Thing I’ve ever done!

Miami Nights – Main Theme

Did you ever wake up one day and think, “I should write an entire soundtrack treatment for a reboot of an early 90s tv action-drama that will probably never get produced!” Of course you didn’t. No worries. I got you.
If they do reboot “Miami Vice,” I want to capture the crappy synthetic feel of the era, but with more natural sound. There are drum machines in here that were placed on a stage, put through amps, recorded on microphones, then digitally processed to sound more like drum machines. You’re welcome.
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Don’t Panic!!

I just wanted to thank all of you for your continuing support!

There was a whole lot of panic on Patreon in recent days… I know a lot of creators have lost a lot of support. From what I can tell, all of my supporters stayed!

Just needed to thank you all for that! :-)

If you’re interested on a pre-release album, get on-board with Patreon today!
The album is a 1990’s/Modern TV series fusion of epic proportions… and I’ll be posting the entire album to Patreon before most of it even hits YouTube!

The other way to get my crazy new album is: Wait until the first track drops on YouTube… everything should be up and available on incompetech at that time. That costs $0.


Sexy times!

Smooth Lovin

This one got turned up to 11. I started producing this as a parody… then I really started liking it, so I guess it is a pastiche now? Oh, man… I wish there was an allowance for pastiche in copyright like there is for parody.
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Whadda you? Some kinda flatfoot?

Hard Boiled

You’re looking for the low-down, huh? That’s going to take lettuce.
You want the dope? the scoop? the skinny? Ten bucks a day plus expenses. No negotiations. I ain’t no fourth-rate gumshoe – but a ducky shincracker like you already knew that… Out of curiosity, what’s the word for people who overuse slang?
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All right, Alexander… Game on.

Yeah, I don’t see any similarities at all.