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Don’t Panic!!

I just wanted to thank all of you for your continuing support!

There was a whole lot of panic on Patreon in recent days… I know a lot of creators have lost a lot of support. From what I can tell, all of my supporters stayed!

Just needed to thank you all for that! :-)

If you’re interested on a pre-release album, get on-board with Patreon today!
The album is a 1990’s/Modern TV series fusion of epic proportions… and I’ll be posting the entire album to Patreon before most of it even hits YouTube!

The other way to get my crazy new album is: Wait until the first track drops on YouTube… everything should be up and available on incompetech at that time. That costs $0.


Sexy times!

Smooth Lovin

This one got turned up to 11. I started producing this as a parody… then I really started liking it, so I guess it is a pastiche now? Oh, man… I wish there was an allowance for pastiche in copyright like there is for parody.
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Whadda you? Some kinda flatfoot?

Hard Boiled

You’re looking for the low-down, huh? That’s going to take lettuce.
You want the dope? the scoop? the skinny? Ten bucks a day plus expenses. No negotiations. I ain’t no fourth-rate gumshoe – but a ducky shincracker like you already knew that… Out of curiosity, what’s the word for people who overuse slang?
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All right, Alexander… Game on.

Yeah, I don’t see any similarities at all.

Outta sight!!!!!!


1960s club-style jazz. This pairs well with the White Russian cocktail and a Lucky Strike.
Also pretty decent for establishing shots, and anything sci-fi that has a retro party.
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Your new hangover cure!!!

Jazz Brunch

This is the music playing at the slightly-too-nice cafe – while you pretend to be rational while discussing who gets to keep which snakes in the divorce. I mean, the snakes don’t really seem to care… they just hang out in the drawers most of the time. And you kind of really want to keep Alice, the piebald ball python… she’s really photogenic, but she is kind of a jerk.
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