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New Patreon Rewards Structure!

It is quite a lot of work keeping up with the Patreon Rewards I had available before, so I’ve restructured!

Go Take a Look!. The $25 level is limited to the first 15 people. When it fills up, you can email me to get in the queue, so that when someone drops off (due to pulling support, failing to have the credit card charged, or through adverse possession) – you’ll be the first to know!

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I’m a Conspiracy!!!

Just a correction to the narration, I don’t do Public Domain music on… that’s over on

The other bits about me not existing are pretty dead-on.

Posted in Sightings

Chillin Hard

Cross Hip-hop with Shoegaze and what do you get? That was not a joke. That was the description of this piece. If you have a show that opens with a shoegaze band, and then headlines a hip-hop group you could use this as the clever bridge between them! Also, you should immediately fire the concert manager. That was a terrible idea.

You can download the full uncompressed version of this piece here.

This song is also included in Groupees’ Royalty Free Music Bundle 2. For $1 minimum, you can get the whole Vicious EP and lots of other music. As promotional goals are met, all users get additional rewards. One goal has already been unlocked. There are eight days left for getting this special deal.

Posted in Music


This is like… the ultimate in high-class non-offensive music. You can have this going at the hippest highest-class hotel in the world, and it’ll feel at home. You can also put in less-classy places to make them feel classier! Like the opium den you built in your garage, or that tiny closet at your office where lunch-room recyclables go to get sticky and smell bad. I mean seriously… I don’t think they ALL started out sticky.

You can download the full uncompressed version of this piece here.

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Hidden Past

Pipes, pipes, and more pipes! Irish? Scottish? Celtic? I have no idea. But sure – could be any of those. Let’s call it “Ancient British Isles”.

You can download the full uncompressed version of this piece here.

Posted in Music

Wedding Etude #1 by Brett VanDonsel

It’s wedding season! You’ll probably need some music for your photo slideshows. Here’s a nice piece by Brett VanDonsel. Also on Soundcloud and Sellfy.

Posted in Music