Newer Wave The 80s Gallop, a rhythmic motive heard in this piece, was popularized by many synth pop bands of yesteryear. Legend has it, some of those bands may still exist – wandering the countryside in search of slap bracelets.…

Neon Laser Horizon Build your pyramid in Five easy steps! 1) Level the intended build site 2) Get your GED in architecture 3) Quarry 100 million tons of limestone from a local quarry (cubits?) 4) Learn to be a charismatic…

Subscribe! (It is free! Also; No ads!) Heavyocity knows customer service. Bryan discusses why he will buy everything they release from now on. Guitar Center has declared bankruptcy. What does this mean for musicians? Finally, why is there no such…

Voxel Revolution Is it chiptunes? Nope. Is it 80s? Nope. We had to wait 40 years for this stupid fusion! 40 Years!!! It is really happy, though. Like when an underdog video game character is doing a level-up montage, or…

Canon in D Interstellar Mix This version of canon in D is so over-the-top, it has gone into orbit! Hah! Bit glitch reggae trap beat. You can tune out the instrumentals and just focus on the trap beat. It’s a…

Canon in D for Two Harps Harpists, by nature, are solitary people who love horses. Getting harpists to play fast together and contour a melodic line is neigh-on impossible. So we have to give all the notes to one person…