BossaBossa

What makes a Bossa Nova a Bossa Nova? Whatever it is, this has it double! Or maybe it is just compensating for its relatively simple chord progression. Enjoy your Bossa! Probably. Probably a Bossa Nova.
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Voltaic

You know that sound that was big in 80s dance music with that sort of galloping doo-do-do-DAH-do-do-doo-do-do-DAH thing? This has a thing like that, but in really, really complex drum sound. You need to wait until 16 seconds in to hear what the doo-do-do-DAH-do-do-doo-do-do-DAH sounds like. I know it can be difficult reading KRN (Kevin’s Rhythmic Notation). A-do-do-dooo-a-da-da-daaah is all I want to say to you.
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Delightful D

Welcome to the Holiday Inn, Airport. The presentation will begin shortly.

SUCCESS starts with your ATTITUDE!

If you are not EARNING, make sure you are LEARNING!

AMBITION is the path to success. PERSISTENCE is the vehicle you arrive in.

Success is doing the OPPOSITE of what everyone else is DOING!

Actually… don’t take this last one too literally. If everyone else is using the door, don’t try walking through a wall (or whatever the opposite of a “door” is). I mean… there is a reason most people do the same things. Usually because they make sense. Oh, sure… it is okay to QUESTION what people are doing, but just doing the opposite… probably not great.

The future of NETWORK MARKETING is UNLIMITED!

Oh… Also a bit of hyperbole here. I mean, it literally cannot exceed the gross output of all the world’s economies – and will likely top out far before that due to INEFFICIENCIES and REGULATION.
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New musics from Brett for the greatest season!

Free to use with credits, blah blah… :-)
Enjoy.

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My birthday is coming up in a few days, and I’m making EVERY Patreon Supporter their own VERY ANNOYING RINGTONE!
No two will be alike. Sort of like a loud snowflake, but without so much beauty.

https://www.patreon.com/kmacleod

Coming in mp3 and m4r formats for Android and iPhone.
No technical support is offered to load the things onto your phone.

Salty Ditty

Avast ye maties! All your boat are belong to us! Super chipper piratey-like 8bit tune. I mean, it could be used for non-nautical things, but the audience will probably be all like “Hey! Why is there an 8-bit pirate shanty going on here!?” Perfectly loopable for all your casual seafaring games. Or game reviews. Or actual voyages. Or voyage reviews.

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Lobby Time

Welcome to the lobby of the FUTURE! Luxurious automatic ashtrays, and modern green vinyl furnishings set off the shag carpeted walls. Enjoy a Rusty Nail from our cheerful bar staff (with a complimentary cheese and fruit plate before 5pm). We feature prime rib dinners every day that ends in a “y”! Remember to tip the bellhops at least 5 cents per bag. Enjoy your stay! This was written 2 years before it was published, because I didn’t have a good enough upright bass sample to make it go.

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ZigZag

A little aggressive, a little chill, a little groovy, a little cool. Not entirely appropriate for all occasions, but in the right context – it may be just what you need! This is the “Goth 7th-Grader” of the music world. The instrument with the sharp chord hits is the mighty Mellotron, which is a pre-sampler sort of analog keyboard attached to a bunch of tape players. I cheated. This one is digital.

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Vanishing

Several distinct moods are found in this piece. They start at 0:00, 1:23, 2:31, and 3:10. They do all flow into each other, but can be sliced apart pretty easily. Some are quite beautiful, so stick with this piece. Excellent piece for filmmakers!

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Nowhere Land

Fun fact: Working title was “Arpeggiator Rock From the 80s 1”.
Fun fact: This piece consist entirely of single notes being passed to a stack 5 different synths at the same time. Each synth has a different program running on it that triggers more notes.
Fun fact: Scotland isn’t a nation. It is technically an empire that claims sovereignty over Paraguay’s 400k sheep and also Neptune’s “shepherd” moon Despina.

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