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If you need free music for your YouTube videos where you get to keep the ad revenue...

If you need music for your film or video game...

If you need music for your presentation or commercial...

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Journey to Ascend


Jamming on some cheap percussion with some friends and a click track.
Recommended uses for this track: Tiki bar, Museum exhibit of a bear,
On hold music for an adventure bike tour company, Street festival in Monrovia (Liberia – not California).

You can download the full uncompressed files here!

The holidays beg for a little relaxation…

Ethereal Relaxation


Meditation Tips:
1) Get comfortable. Maybe try sitting on a chair, or the ground.
2) Breathe. Why are you holding your breath? That won’t help.
3) Relax. Stop fighting the bear. You two can fight later.
4) Close your eyes. Meditation is less effective if you have toothpicks holding your eyes open.
5) Minimize distractions. Turn off all your sirens and strobe lights.

Why? Why do you even have sirens!? The bear I can understand, but why SO MANY SIRENS!?

You can download the full uncompressed files here!

Horror Music

Spooky Abstract Image

Spooky Season is upon us.
Behold! Spooky music!

That is one of the tracks. These are not happy fun time spooky pieces. There is straight up stress and horror.

There are 10 tracks by Tim Kulig in this download, including my favorite “Edge of Forever”.

All free.
All Horrifying!
All usable for your videos or Ouija Experience Safaris.

Licensed Creative Commons: By Attribution (commercial use allowed!).

Can you hear jazz in space?

Space Jazz


While working on a video game, the script called for “Space Jazz”. I don’t know if that is a thing, but this is what I made.
Sounds like Space Jazz to me!

You can download the full uncompressed files here!

Grab your best tunic, we’re going adventuring!

Adventures in Adventureland


You have taken charge of your destiny.
You have trained for this.
You have power and purpose.
You have arrived at the Elite Five Challenge!!
#symphonic #cartoony #adventure #comfyshorts

You can download the full uncompressed files here!

It’s Christmas in July! No claymation required!

Adeste Fideles Waltz


We start with a repeating music box theme.
The cello recontextualizes the simple music boxes providing a surprising and comforting bed for the low trumpet to sing over.

/musicologist ramblings

HELLO, HOLIDAY DANCE RECITALS!
There is a shorter version of this available… because holiday dance recitals.

You can download the full uncompressed files here!