As a departure from our usual programming of instrumental music, I give you the 23-minute epic monolog of “Mister Koon”. Recorded, edited, and audio engineered by me.

Enjoy!

“I did not shop the pig. I did not purchase my lemons and tangerines and grapefruit, nor my granola.”

All the high-intensity comedy you could want!

A clarifying discussion:
Can you make a longer piece?
No. But you can cut a tighter scene.

But I have a 12 minute comedy-action scene and this piece is perfect for it!
No one has a 12 minute comedy-action scene.

I do have one!
No, you THINK that you have one. It doesn’t matter how perfect the music is, your scene is not good.

It took over an hour to shoot and edit my scene. I think it is GREAT!
I understand that is your belief. You are, however, mistaken.

The last Game Pack I released was my best licensing deal ever… this one is even better.
Five original compositions with a reusable but non-transferable license for $26.88… 71 files in all – you do the math. It is a deal.

Game Pack 2: Medieval

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If you don’t want the whole thing, you can get each piece on its own (Creative Commons license only on these).

All pieces are available to download here in mp3 format.
All pieces are also available in slightly better format at soundcloud.

Lots of people ask me for the high quality uncompressed (not mp3) versions of my music.
I don’t have everything I’ve ever done (due in no small part to the great multiple hard drive failure of ’08.
I DID find 170 of them, though!

They are available here!

At $16.55 for the big big big download, that is just under 10 cents per track.

Enjoy!

Super groovy Indian-inspired piece with a chill bass line and amazing percussion. A full uncompressed version of this piece is available for download here! That comes with bonus material.

If you just want the normal download, you can get that over at soundcloud.

Super thanks to Benjy for doing a great job of transcribing this fast-paced piece!

Get the new sheet music here!