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Turkey’s dead! Bring on the Christmas tunes!

Nouvelle Noel


I say! It is such a lovely brisk day! Aren’t the horses lovely? I mean… look at all the horseness they have! They are scoring quite high on the horse-o-meters today! Nothing bovine on this street, Nay! … … … Wait… I was trying to make a joke involving a horse’s “neigh” combined with the archaic positive/negative usage of “nay”. Then everything went wrong, and I said almost the opposite of the intention. So, without the joke: Picture a street where the only animals are the horsiest of horses… No cows or pigs. Okay, there are two dogs… but one of them is pretty small… and you can see a cat in one of the windows… but MOSTLY horses. If you added up the weights of all the non-horse, non-humans in the picture, they would weigh less than one horse.
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Thankful for the samba!

Samba Isobel


Do you eat dinner with no amuse bouche? Then you are not classy enough for this high energy background masterpiece. It exceeds all classiness classifications. It can seem cheery, but that’s really just more classiness. The slightly lazy bass player? Classy.
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Trotsky ’til you dropsky!

Apero Hour


Cool jazz. I’m going to warn you now, that organ line gets stuck in your head really easily… like an icepick in a Marxist revolutionary. Too soon?
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Roomba Home Training.

Bossa Antigua


Oh hello. I didn’t see you there. Welcome to my pad. My favorite parts are the view of the beach, and this very groovy orange shag-carpeting on the walls. I still haven’t been able to teach my Roombas to get up by the ceiling, though.
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Holiday Time!!

I was really excited about Christmas music this morning. I started decorating a tree and writing this… then I realized it was too early, so I gave up.
The opening is pretty useful! So… Good enough! You can download it from SoundCloud.

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Prepare for an ONSLAUGHT… of smooth jazz.

Backbay Lounge


This is cool. You can walk into a dinner party, grab a glass of prosecco, kiss the host, then casually defuse a large bomb one second before the timer runs out. That level of cool. Maybe you’re not that cool, but if you adopt this as your personal theme tune, people will THINK you’re that cool.
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