Onion Capers Hey buddy, that is quite the sack of onions you have! If I had a sack of onions like that, I’d be happier than a tree on Arbor Day! Everyone wants to get their hand in an onion…

Crusade – Heavy Industry Do you have recurring dreams of being an industrial roomba working in an ore processing facility? Do you make fantasy paintings and need some music for timelapses? Do you go jog-hopping in low-gravity post-apocalyptic environments? Do…

Le Grand Chase You never notice how effective a car horn is until you use it. I usually park my car near a sidewalk and alarm 7 year olds on their way to and from school. 7 year olds are…

Flying Kerfuffle Happy happy, happy happiness. Happier, happiest? Happy. Now that the word has lost all meaning, take a listen to this thing. It is dripping with joy. Ever see a sad person on a jetski? Of course not. It…

I’m not sure what “trap” music is exactly. I was trying to explain it to a friend and ended up writing this piece. I was listening to Lo-Fi Glitch at the time, which should explain a few things. Behold! Lo-Fi…