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If you need free music for your YouTube videos where you get to keep the ad revenue...
If you need music for your film or video game...
If you need music for your presentation or commercial...
You never notice how effective a car horn is until you use it. I usually park my car near a sidewalk and alarm 7 year olds on their way to and from school. 7 year olds are your target market for this sort of thing. They jump like antelope! All the kids in my neighborhood are acclimatized, now. It isn’t as much fun.
You also never notice how effective a Picardy third is until you do it with car horns. You’re welcome.
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Happy happy, happy happiness. Happier, happiest? Happy. Now that the word has lost all meaning, take a listen to this thing. It is dripping with joy. Ever see a sad person on a jetski? Of course not. It isn’t possible. Similarly, you can’t listen to this and be sad. No Mortal Can! You can be angry at it, you can dislike it, but you can’t be sad because of it. What happens when you employ modern club music techniques on music for folk dances? This.
You can download the full uncompressed files here!
I’m not sure what “trap” music is exactly. I was trying to explain it to a friend and ended up writing this piece. I was listening to Lo-Fi Glitch at the time, which should explain a few things. Behold! Lo-Fi Trap! Dream Catcher! Get it? A Dream Catcher is a lo-fi trap! HAHAHHAHAhahaha! I already upgraded from a Dream Catcher to a Dream Glue Trap.
You can get the dreams off with corn oil. They won’t be happy. Wear thick gloves.
You can download the full uncompressed files here!
Incompetech is a stupid website. It is such a stupid site that no one in their right mind would start it today. But here it is, and it is still getting better! (There is quite a lot of room for improvement, so that’s nice.)
I’m working to update the music and get more better music out there. I’m also working to meet the changing needs of the graph paper people.
Come and be a part of the improbable, adorable site. Support me on Patreon! I’m shooting for $1500 a month. When I hit $1500 a month… nothing specific will happen. I don’t like promising future things.
Patreon is fun. If you have a Patreon account, come and 
throw in $2 a month!
Logarithmic Graph Paper is back and better than ever! I would like to thank an anonymous Belgian Log-Graph-Paper enthusiast for the suggestions.
https://incompetech.com/graphpaper/logarithmic/
Improvements include:
– Aspect Ratio of “Fill page”, or “Square”
– Simpler line thickness selector with better defaults
– X and Y axis selectors have been simplified, and only show relevant information
– Minor cosmetic changes
– Saved filename updated
