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The portal to my wizarding school is at the back of a payday loan place in Windsor, Ontario. It isn’t quite as cool as that magic train station, but the loan place is open late. There is also a Tim Hortons across the street. So that’s nice.
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You are now entering a new world of possibilities. Let’s face it, that last world sucked. Sure, it LOOKED like there were possibilities, but once it was proven that free will didn’t exist, things got strange. No one proved possibilities one way or the other here yet, but there is a water slide. That’s all I really wanted.
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Ukulele and flutes and glockenspiel… I think you already know what this sounds like. The percussion is also adorable.
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There is a mystery that is unfolding, unraveling, being solved, confounding, being thought about, being copied, demanding attention, delighting, comforting, and feeding the dog treats that look like sausages and get your hands all oily.
Best for: Feature films where the protagonist thinks about a hard problem while walking at night in the neon-bathed entertainment district in Osaka in the rain in 1994.
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Here is a neat little piece from Brett VanDonsel.
To me, it feels like a carnival in the sky. Looking for the floating feeling for your game? Check it out!
You can license a loopable version as well.
I hate writing horror music. It makes me anxious and unsettled (or I’m doing it wrong). Lucky for me, OTHER people seem to be okay with writing this!
You can get this and lots of stuff over on Alexander’s Patreon page. $1/month for supporting a real musician? That’s less than a cup of fancy coffee PER YEAR. Recommended.
I’ve been having a hell of a time finding good relaxing music. All the YouTube relaxation videos seem to be too involved and melodic. I want something more than ocean waves, but I don’t need full-on songs. I fixed it! I made this for me, but I hope you’ll find it useful as well.
This piece will be fully published to everywhere soon.
Hey buddy, that is quite the sack of onions you have! If I had a sack of onions like that, I’d be happier than a tree on Arbor Day! Everyone wants to get their hand in an onion sack like that.
Me? I like a nice purple onion, but you don’t get to pick favorites when you got your hand in an onion sack. A big yellow one can feel like a little purple one. You won’t know ’til you pull it out, and by then you already got yourself an onion.
I know most folks don’t want strangers mucking about in unfamiliar onion sacks these days, so I’ll be on my way. But, that is quite the sack of onions you have.
To perform the monolog “Onion Capers” at your school or event, speak the words out loud at your school or event.
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